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lynnxa Jun 10th 2007 7:03 am

topless
 
we have 5 english girls staying on hols in one of the houses on our urb...........all in their 20's, slim, pretty


they are sunbathing topless by the pool every day.........one neighbour is more than a bit upset & dh was a bit uncomfortable sitting on our terrace in his chair which faces exactly where they lay............he said he felt like a 'pervy old man'....he said he didn't want to appear to be staring, but equally didn't want to make a point of looking the other way


the funny thing is the gardener is spending a lot of time doing the garden the past few days............even though we have a sprinkler system he stood watering one area for over an hour yesterday!!!

Big Pete Jun 10th 2007 7:04 am

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Originally Posted by lynnxa (Post 4897548)
we have 5 english girls staying on hols in one of the houses on our urb...........all in their 20's, slim, pretty


they are sunbathing topless by the pool every day.........one neighbour is more than a bit upset & dh was a bit uncomfortable sitting on our terrace in his chair which faces exactly where they lay............he said he felt like a 'pervy old man'....he said he didn't want to appear to be staring, but equally didn't want to make a point of looking the other way


the funny thing is the gardener is spending a lot of time doing the garden the past few days............even though we have a sprinkler system he stood watering one area for over an hour yesterday!!!

Dont believe ya send us some pics ;)

Cornish maid Jun 10th 2007 7:05 am

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Originally Posted by lynnxa (Post 4897548)
we have 5 english girls staying on hols in one of the houses on our urb...........all in their 20's, slim, pretty


they are sunbathing topless by the pool every day.........!!


me thinks there might very well be a reply from RugbyMatt very soon on this thread!:D:D

Big Pete Jun 10th 2007 7:29 am

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Originally Posted by Cornish maid (Post 4897565)
me thinks there might very well be a reply from RugbyMatt very soon on this thread!:D:D

:rofl:i would say thats a safe bet ,, and if he gets pictures he better share them :thumbup:

Mitzyboy Jun 10th 2007 8:02 am

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Originally Posted by lynnxa (Post 4897548)
we have 5 english girls staying on hols in one of the houses on our urb...........all in their 20's, slim, pretty


they are sunbathing topless by the pool every day.........one neighbour is more than a bit upset & dh was a bit uncomfortable sitting on our terrace in his chair which faces exactly where they lay............he said he felt like a 'pervy old man'....he said he didn't want to appear to be staring, but equally didn't want to make a point of looking the other way


the funny thing is the gardener is spending a lot of time doing the garden the past few days............even though we have a sprinkler system he stood watering one area for over an hour yesterday!!!

Err was it tomorrow you invited me down for the day?

jdr Jun 10th 2007 8:39 am

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Whats the problem, I nearly always do the garden topless.

SoJohn Jun 10th 2007 8:41 am

Re: topless
 

Originally Posted by lynnxa (Post 4897548)
we have 5 english girls staying on hols in one of the houses on our urb...........all in their 20's, slim, pretty


they are sunbathing topless by the pool every day.........one neighbour is more than a bit upset & dh was a bit uncomfortable sitting on our terrace in his chair which faces exactly where they lay............he said he felt like a 'pervy old man'....he said he didn't want to appear to be staring, but equally didn't want to make a point of looking the other way


the funny thing is the gardener is spending a lot of time doing the garden the past few days............even though we have a sprinkler system he stood watering one area for over an hour yesterday!!!

What a thing to be upset about....

rugbymatt Jun 10th 2007 11:03 am

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I'm on my way there as we speak.........although BP has a point, some form of photographic evidence is required.

big wheels Jun 10th 2007 11:07 am

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Topless around our bit of Spain is regarded as going out without wearing a cap.:D

crispy Jun 10th 2007 11:20 am

Re: topless
 

Originally Posted by lynnxa (Post 4897548)
we have 5 english girls staying on hols in one of the houses on our urb...........all in their 20's, slim, pretty


they are sunbathing topless by the pool every day.........one neighbour is more than a bit upset & dh was a bit uncomfortable sitting on our terrace in his chair which faces exactly where they lay............he said he felt like a 'pervy old man'....he said he didn't want to appear to be staring, but equally didn't want to make a point of looking the other way


the funny thing is the gardener is spending a lot of time doing the garden the past few days............even though we have a sprinkler system he stood watering one area for over an hour yesterday!!!




There's a beach near us (well when I say near us it is a little drive away but well worth the visit) that is very popular for gay men to go skinny dipping. Now they may be gay but they still have the right bits:ohmy: in the right place's they just don't use them in the right place's. Well worth a trip out girls,:thumbup: my sister in law and I spent ages hanging over the railings whilst they showed off to us:eek:, OH and his brother just sat on the steps :zzz::zzz:waiting for the two of us to get a life and move away.

lynnxa Jun 10th 2007 4:37 pm

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Originally Posted by jdr (Post 4897804)
Whats the problem, I nearly always do the garden topless.

:lol:

lynnxa Jun 10th 2007 4:41 pm

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Originally Posted by SoJohn (Post 4897809)
What a thing to be upset about....

she (english lady slightly older) was upset about them getting in the kids pool & playing ball with the kids, and that she wanted to eat on her terrace, and felt that she couldn't


I think I talked her out of complaining........

it doesn't bother dh really......he just didn't want them to think he was staring......I told him that I'm sure they wouldn't notice:D

lynnxa Jun 10th 2007 4:42 pm

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 4898126)
I'm on my way there as we speak.........although BP has a point, some form of photographic evidence is required.

no photos


though dd no.1 (who has been much closer than I) reckons at least one of them has had a boob job......she's seen the scars:ohmy:

lynnxa Jun 10th 2007 4:49 pm

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Originally Posted by crispygirl (Post 4898157)
There's a beach near us (well when I say near us it is a little drive away but well worth the visit) that is very popular for gay men to go skinny dipping. Now they may be gay but they still have the right bits:ohmy: in the right place's they just don't use them in the right place's. Well worth a trip out girls,:thumbup: my sister in law and I spent ages hanging over the railings whilst they showed off to us:eek:, OH and his brother just sat on the steps :zzz::zzz:waiting for the two of us to get a life and move away.

:rofl::thumbsup::rofl:


we have a nudist beach near us .......and obviously the beaches are topless, I think it's just that they are in a garden on a mostly residential (as opposed to hol let) urb., rather than the beach that is bothering peeps......I think a topless ban might be added to the rules at the annual meeting this year:blink:

and we (my dd's& I) often catch naked men changing into wetsuits or whatever to go diving when we are on our way to school (we ride across the top of the canal where the boats launch)- they are completely unfazed - my girls & the men!

TouristTrap Jun 10th 2007 6:03 pm

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A work colleage of mine, Greek, went off to Athens for a holiday with a few South African mates of hers and they decided to go up on the roof and sunbathe topless. She says that within 10 minutes there were men fixing their aerials, etc..all over the place :rofl::rofl:

Can you lot not go and tell them that this isn't the beach, even if they're in Spain, there are conventions to be adhered to?


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