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crispy Jun 11th 2007 4:21 am

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Originally Posted by sam parky (Post 4899575)
If I went topless you wouldnt be able to tell which roll of lard was my boobs and which was my gut :blink:


Pammy, I have seen you (well with your clothes on anyway) and believe me when I say you can have my roles and I'll have yours, well at least that was before you scoffed your face this morning with pork pie, scotch egg and rolos:lol:

crispy Jun 11th 2007 4:28 am

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Originally Posted by lynnxa (Post 4899655)
did you ever see that cartoon where the belly button is between the boobs???:ohmy:


Lynnxa and Cornish Maid we could form a girl band, instead of being The Cheeky Girls we could call ourselves The Droopy Girls:eek: or The Under Wires:ohmy:. I would say Pam Sarky could join but unless she eats a lot more rolos she will just have to be content being a support act.....

rugbymatt Jun 11th 2007 4:31 am

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Originally Posted by maryann (Post 4899300)
eh...do you mean there are people who actually wear bikini tops? I often wondered what those triangular bits of fabric with string were for, I thought they were to keep your ears warm!

I'm liking this thread more and more!

Cornish maid Jun 11th 2007 4:57 am

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[QUOTE=crispygirl;4900626]Lynnxa and Cornish Maid we could form a girl band, instead of being The Cheeky Girls we could call ourselves The Droopy Girls:eek: or The Under Wires:QUOTE]

What sort of music then....swing???:o:o:o
I suppose we could all be bouncing round the stage?:blink:

Pam Sarky Jun 11th 2007 4:57 am

Re: topless
 

Originally Posted by crispygirl (Post 4900612)
Pammy, I have seen you (well with your clothes on anyway) and believe me when I say you can have my roles and I'll have yours, well at least that was before you scoffed your face this morning with pork pie, scotch egg and rolos:lol:

What I meant was I have very small boobies lol :rofl:

rugbymatt Jun 11th 2007 5:04 am

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Did any of the ladies have breasts of this dimension??

trutje Jun 11th 2007 5:06 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 4900749)
Did any of the ladies have breasts of this dimension??

NO, thank god for that:thumbdown:

derbyflan Jun 11th 2007 5:14 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 4900749)
Did any of the ladies have breasts of this dimension??

Blimey!

I'm in love:wub:

SueG Jun 11th 2007 5:18 am

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Now you see why I have trouble buying clothes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:wub::wub:

Cornish maid Jun 11th 2007 5:21 am

Re: topless
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 4900749)
Did any of the ladies have breasts of this dimension??

Oh my god! you have found some of my holiday snaps!!!:o:o:o

crispy Jun 11th 2007 5:28 am

Re: topless
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 4900749)
Did any of the ladies have breasts of this dimension??


Matt this is the honest truth, I am that lady, only thing nowa days I have to have scaffolding to hold :eek:it all in place

Pam Sarky Jun 11th 2007 5:32 am

Re: topless
 

Originally Posted by crispygirl (Post 4900879)
Matt this is the honest truth, I am that lady, only thing nowa days I have to have scaffolding to hold :eek:it all in place

Excuse me Mrs Crispy!! I had Tapas with you only 2 weeks ago and let me tell you, you certainly do NOT need scaffolding :) Or anything else for that matter :)

crispy Jun 11th 2007 5:40 am

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Originally Posted by sam parky (Post 4900903)
Excuse me Mrs Crispy!! I had Tapas with you only 2 weeks ago and let me tell you, you certainly do NOT need scaffolding :) Or anything else for that matter :)

Mrs Sarky, since seeing you I too have eaten too many rolos:rofl: It's amazing what a decent fitting bra can hide:eek:, the trouble is I really need a long-line one that comes down to my knees:ohmy:

I'm going on my hols with my brother this week and I am dreading seeing him as he is so thin:frown: and I know he is going to say something to me:(, Mal said I should insult him first then he will be so surprised:huh: he will forget :confused:what he was going to say to me

lynnxa Jun 11th 2007 5:45 am

Re: topless
 

Originally Posted by crispygirl (Post 4900626)
Lynnxa and Cornish Maid we could form a girl band, instead of being The Cheeky Girls we could call ourselves The Droopy Girls:eek: or The Under Wires:ohmy:. I would say Pam Sarky could join but unless she eats a lot more rolos she will just have to be content being a support act.....

& by the sound of it............boy do we need support!!:rofl:

lynnxa Jun 11th 2007 5:46 am

Re: topless
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 4900749)
Did any of the ladies have breasts of this dimension??

only just after having my babies:ohmy:


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