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Re: topless
Originally Posted by sam parky
(Post 4899575)
If I went topless you wouldnt be able to tell which roll of lard was my boobs and which was my gut :blink:
Pammy, I have seen you (well with your clothes on anyway) and believe me when I say you can have my roles and I'll have yours, well at least that was before you scoffed your face this morning with pork pie, scotch egg and rolos:lol: |
Re: topless
Originally Posted by lynnxa
(Post 4899655)
did you ever see that cartoon where the belly button is between the boobs???:ohmy:
Lynnxa and Cornish Maid we could form a girl band, instead of being The Cheeky Girls we could call ourselves The Droopy Girls:eek: or The Under Wires:ohmy:. I would say Pam Sarky could join but unless she eats a lot more rolos she will just have to be content being a support act..... |
Re: topless
Originally Posted by maryann
(Post 4899300)
eh...do you mean there are people who actually wear bikini tops? I often wondered what those triangular bits of fabric with string were for, I thought they were to keep your ears warm!
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[QUOTE=crispygirl;4900626]Lynnxa and Cornish Maid we could form a girl band, instead of being The Cheeky Girls we could call ourselves The Droopy Girls:eek: or The Under Wires:QUOTE]
What sort of music then....swing???:o:o:o I suppose we could all be bouncing round the stage?:blink: |
Re: topless
Originally Posted by crispygirl
(Post 4900612)
Pammy, I have seen you (well with your clothes on anyway) and believe me when I say you can have my roles and I'll have yours, well at least that was before you scoffed your face this morning with pork pie, scotch egg and rolos:lol:
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Did any of the ladies have breasts of this dimension??
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Re: topless
Originally Posted by rugbymatt
(Post 4900749)
Did any of the ladies have breasts of this dimension??
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Re: topless
Originally Posted by rugbymatt
(Post 4900749)
Did any of the ladies have breasts of this dimension??
I'm in love:wub: |
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Now you see why I have trouble buying clothes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:wub::wub:
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Re: topless
Originally Posted by rugbymatt
(Post 4900749)
Did any of the ladies have breasts of this dimension??
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Re: topless
Originally Posted by rugbymatt
(Post 4900749)
Did any of the ladies have breasts of this dimension??
Matt this is the honest truth, I am that lady, only thing nowa days I have to have scaffolding to hold :eek:it all in place |
Re: topless
Originally Posted by crispygirl
(Post 4900879)
Matt this is the honest truth, I am that lady, only thing nowa days I have to have scaffolding to hold :eek:it all in place
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Re: topless
Originally Posted by sam parky
(Post 4900903)
Excuse me Mrs Crispy!! I had Tapas with you only 2 weeks ago and let me tell you, you certainly do NOT need scaffolding :) Or anything else for that matter :)
I'm going on my hols with my brother this week and I am dreading seeing him as he is so thin:frown: and I know he is going to say something to me:(, Mal said I should insult him first then he will be so surprised:huh: he will forget :confused:what he was going to say to me |
Re: topless
Originally Posted by crispygirl
(Post 4900626)
Lynnxa and Cornish Maid we could form a girl band, instead of being The Cheeky Girls we could call ourselves The Droopy Girls:eek: or The Under Wires:ohmy:. I would say Pam Sarky could join but unless she eats a lot more rolos she will just have to be content being a support act.....
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Re: topless
Originally Posted by rugbymatt
(Post 4900749)
Did any of the ladies have breasts of this dimension??
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