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Old Jun 10th 2007 | 10:27 pm
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Why thangewe

I'd probably want to speak to each one of these girls individually and ask them what the hell they thought they were playing at.

I think they should each face some sort of erm.... punishment. Like doing 'x' amount of starjumps followed by burpees.

Maybe a little light wrestling?
 
Old Jun 10th 2007 | 10:29 pm
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Why thangewe

I'd probably want to speak to each one of these girls individually and ask them what the hell they thought they were playing at.

I think they should each face some sort of erm.... punishment. Like doing 'x' amount of starjumps followed by burpees.

Maybe a little light wrestling?
Two minutes youre back and you have lowered the tone already lol
 
Old Jun 10th 2007 | 10:31 pm
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Originally Posted by Cornish maid
mine too...mind you, i never get sunburnt feet!!!!
 
Old Jun 10th 2007 | 11:47 pm
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Originally Posted by Cornish maid
mine too...mind you, i never get sunburnt feet!!!!

If I went topless no one would get sunburnt as there would be an eclipse of the sun
 
Old Jun 10th 2007 | 11:50 pm
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Originally Posted by crispygirl
If I went topless no one would get sunburnt as there would be an eclipse of the sun
If I went topless you wouldnt be able to tell which roll of lard was my boobs and which was my gut
 
Old Jun 11th 2007 | 12:07 am
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Originally Posted by sam parky
If I went topless you wouldnt be able to tell which roll of lard was my boobs and which was my gut
did you ever see that cartoon where the belly button is between the boobs???
 
Old Jun 11th 2007 | 12:10 am
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Originally Posted by lynnxa
did you ever see that cartoon where the belly button is between the boobs???
it could almost be one of my holiday snaps!
 
Old Jun 11th 2007 | 12:20 am
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we have the occasional female going topless round our pool, but you have to realise WE ARE NOT IN THE UK. Laws etc are totally different. Nudity is perfectly legal as long as you are more than 150 meters from any habitation, Total nudity, not just topless. The UK has the most repressive laws and riules regarding beach nudity of any European country except for the Vatican and Malta. Plenty of topless on the beach, and plenty showing the lot, both male and female, when they are getting changed, but not of course the Brits, who insist on the towel shuffle. As an ex PRO for British Naturism I was heavily involved in the legal aspects particularly in the run up to the Sexual Offences Bill of 2002, which did away with the 'crime' of indecent exposure where ANYONE naked anywhere could fall foul of the law, it was replaced by a new offence that took into account the intention of the exposer, and was also, for the first time, worded so the females could be prosecuted, if they intended and knew they would cause offence by their exposure.

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Old Jun 11th 2007 | 12:31 am
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Originally Posted by firtreesix
Yep, know what you mean. We used to live over at Floridamar, had the same problem with tourists thinking the sky was the limit and some of them not so slim and pretty or in their 20´s. Don´t know if the rules were ever amended.



At our new location not so far from there, we have some very young girls, 12/13ish, who are doing exactly the same thing and it is pissing off most of the owners. As a 50+yo man, I don´t know where to look and feel very uncomfortable about it all and won´t be able to use the pool if they are there. So, I reckon our rules will be amended for this year´s AGM.

On another note, I hear that the Ambolo is very popular with the ¨naturists, however I have never seen for myself

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Why should toplessness be the domain of the 'pretty and young'? thats discrimination. last summer we actually had a few young lads, around 14 or 15, and Swedish, who started to use our pool naked, but that was stopped, and quite rightly, but the law/rules should be the same for all, if toplessness isn't allowed, then ALL males should also have to cover up as well
 
Old Jun 11th 2007 | 1:03 am
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when we were in Tenerife last year we inadvertently ended up on a nudist beach, not everyone was naked but there was a rather large couple behind us, they were both starkers, he was completely bald, everywhere and his bits and bobs kept moving about, i couldn't take my eyes off them it was hysterical! my other half kept telling me off for looking but it was so funny, it was a bit like when you come across a car crash, you know you shouldn't look but can't help it, then a bloke further down the beach kept standing up, and i think the breeze was having an effect on him, if you get my meaning, he was blatant!! we suddenly realised that possibly as the evening went on, that people seemed to be cruising ! we left rather quickly!!
 
Old Jun 11th 2007 | 1:05 am
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And................................


I'm no longer as interested in this thread as I once was

Naked Swedish blokes indeed!
 
Old Jun 11th 2007 | 2:08 am
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When I was a teenager you couldnt even leave the beach in a bikini you had to cover up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that was in Benidorm in the late 60 early 70s.


Derby Flan at 14 while on holiday with my parents in Majorca that would be the early 70s a sweddish guy was walking down the dinning room at lunch time .........in his shorts ................. i was very sheltered then, well what i saw put me off my lunch and off men for a little while PMSL

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Old Jun 11th 2007 | 2:25 am
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Surely the title of the thread should be Topfree, as the ladies are definitely not topless, they usually have something there..
 
Old Jun 11th 2007 | 3:55 am
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Originally Posted by mikelincs
Why should toplessness be the domain of the 'pretty and young'? thats discrimination. last summer we actually had a few young lads, around 14 or 15, and Swedish, who started to use our pool naked, but that was stopped, and quite rightly, but the law/rules should be the same for all, if toplessness isn't allowed, then ALL males should also have to cover up as well
Mikelincs, I don´t have any issue with going topless, I just feel there is a time and place for everything. Down on the beach etc is just fine with me, as is on your terrace or in your garden...feel free to knock yourself out. I just don´t think that in a communal pool area is a good location for this.

As for the young lads running around your pool area, if they were Swedish they wouldn´t think anything of it, would they? Do your community rules actually state that nudity isn´t an option?

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Old Jun 11th 2007 | 4:16 am
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Originally Posted by derbyflan
After a small period of absence.... I find myself strangely drawn to this thread.
and you have been missed mate.
 


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