I was back in the Uk last week....Lancashire, trying to sell a property and pay some bills.....Whilst I was there, I posted a letter to Downing Street................ ( Copy below )....Don't suppose I'll get a reply let alone an acknowledgement?

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Dear Mr Cameron et al!

I would of thought I shall not be the first, nay, nay, and will no doubt not be the last....But I would like to add my deepest and most humblest appreciation to the ever growing list of grateful plebes who you conned into voting for you. One of the millions of hardworking mugs, who placed in you, the power, with their implicate trust to do with said power, exactly as your complicated manifesto promised during the nerve jangling, arse kissing, vomit inducing, skulduggery filled run up to your last glorious election victory.

It has been an eye watering eighteen months since your initiation into the top job and we cannot thank you enough for your mind boggling ingenuity in continuing your time honoured historical tradition of surreptitiously feathering your own nests by the never ending method of paying your nearest and dearest eye-watering sums of monies from the public purse to staff your seemingly ever busy offices.

For progressively funding the decadent lifestyles of your hard studying offspring as they revoltingly debauch their way through the hallowed corridors and halls of our most illustrious and revered seats of learning, in which, only my children can dream of treading.

We wholeheartedly condone whilst wild eyed and admire the private bills you quietly pass enabling you and your venal cronies to veil the fact from the more discerning periodicals and the majority of the masses, that you continue to blatantly steal from the public purse to engorge your already bloated pension funds, take ever extensive holidays and pay the mortgage interests on your second and third homes, so obviously necessary for your varied and busy working hours.

Further more, whilst stood open handed, we sympathise when your government and the opposition party’s underhand, lying, cheating and subversive ways are exposed, you are able to sneer with open contempt at the obtuse proletariat, without whose gullibility you wouldn’t have the opportunity to drown your greedy snouts in the trough of sheer opulence you so readily wallow in..#

Finally with forelock tugging temerity, I would like to thank you for continuing what centuries of your previous peers have succeeded in achieving....Being totally oblivious to your country’s needs in these austere and financially crippling times by ignoring what nigh on every decent, hard working, man, woman and child knows what is wrong with the nation but needs the outcome of a bloody revolution to accomplish; and at every pocket filling opportunity, shafting the masses.

Finally, with a deep gut wrenching sincerity, we cannot ever display our most unassuming gratitude for completely dissolving the last vestiges of the identity of this once great nation by your unparalleled march to create such a divide twix wealthy and poor. legal and not that it would take the riches of paradise and the wisdom of Solomon to bridge the gap........

Also in confirming the instilled belief in views I have always held since my Grandfather first told me about you lot.........You ain’t worth a wa#k!!!

Yours most sincerely...

Come the revolution!!

Labour had 13 years to do something about it, didn't and left us all in this mess, if you don't like it, don't live in it, otherwise, change the record.

The Aussies have a wonderful saying, "Love it, or fuck off" I honestly could not think of a better thing to say......

Maybe make you feel better having a rant but that won't get past the 16 yr old who opens the post and puts it in the bin with all the crank letters they get every day

I did oval balls.....28 ******* yrs ago and haven't regretted a single day, just wanted to have a rant ok?

Oh well thats OK then....... excuse me while I sit down and write a letter to the Ruling party of Morocco about their damaging internal policies towards its own people.

If you have property, family and friends who live there....Feel free, its within your rights, as it is mine.

More gloomy news from the ratings agencies (do they ever upgrade countries?)
They've downgraded Sweden now - from AAB to ABBA

Shame its 13 years too late to the wrong recipient.

Cameron is the first one I can recall who has even begun to address such grievances.
Unfortunately by the time he starts to make any serious progress we''ll likely have the same useless shower of wasters installed again.

Come the revolution comrade you won't have a property to sell.

As an armchair Sociallist you should know.
All property is theft!

It's so easy to spot these letters - when you get an envelope addressed in green ink, written either in tiny cramped handwriting or huge straggling capitals, you automatically think "nutter" (and I was never proved wrong). They've always cc'd in the Queen and the Archbishop of Canterbury, too.

I should imagine the only reply you would get from them to this drivel would be of the two word kind.

Simply the fact that it's in bold type is enough to put me off reading it. I never read any of his posts.

Chill pills all round for you lot methinks?

It's a tongue in cheek attempt at a satirical stereotype 'Daily Hatemail' opinion and was supposed to make some people smile knowingly!

Doh!!