Now I know for sure, they are all a heap of, well, toilet, to put it politely.

To the flan person above re Relocation - you got out just in time! What a set-up! I bet you laugh when you see the comedy spoofs about "Relocation, relocation, relocation, relocation" !

That's what I was just thinking too!!!!!

....and what about the camp restauranteur from London? I really liked him too, I found him hilarious/endearing. Now my illusions are shattered!

Yeah, it would've all been a bit embarrassing I reckon. The only reason we applied to go was that they'll be able to get Surveyers, Planning Office officials and the like out instantly if we came across something worthwhile. And they'd have no doubt had the Agents working especially hard just for the free advertising. Their attitude was all wrong though - and that was enough to put us off.

No Reza Mahammad, is a famous chef and restauranteur from London, originally from Mumbai, he owns the Star Of India.

Oh, he's the real McCoy then? Good - I thought he was fantastic - great entertainment when he is around (I mean that in a good way btw!).

He has been on some other stuff, I think they met when he did a program called Delhi Bellies.

I have a friend in the tv industry and I get so much gossip from her its mad!

Delhi Bellies??!! Is that about cooking them a curry then watching them have Dysentry? I wouldnt wish Dys on anyone, its really seriously nasty.