Well, that’s confirmed it. They all used to meet at the Bernabeu or Old Trafford, wearing green knickers.

They were budgie smugglers........

I'm sure if you posted a photo of yourself in ladies underwear we'd all recognise you straight away.

Not trying to groom him into posting purvey photo's are you?

Re my visit to Broadmoor (the shot nonce is too controversial):

We were a party of six and very few visitors were allowed at the biggest and most secure mental facility in the UK. On arrival the chief warden, they are called nurses; I’ve got to say that they are not nurses in the accepted sense, if you saw them in a normal hospital situation, you’d run for it; lectured us on procedure – stressing that our lives were in danger and when speaking to inmates we should never ask them for release dates, because they didn’t have any.

We started at the highest security level, where inmates had reached the hyper level and just wanted to kill people. Two wardens led us down eerily quiet corridors, where you could smell the danger. If the wardens lost sight of each other, they would immediately hit the alarm button to call out the ever-waiting riot squad.

Eventually, we got to the lower security levels and got into a work shop. A dozen inmates were working away and we were led to a tall guy chipping away at a miniature boat he was building. I recognised the guy who had killed about ten people in a well-publicised case.

He had a small chisel and I thought it was made of rubber until I realised that it was knocking chips off his boat. The man was highly intelligent and answered all our questions in a public school accent.

One of our group was a prat from the Home Office who was in charge of the rehabilitation of offenders programme, an arsehole. He asked the tall man how long he was in for and I watched the change in the big guy’s face.

He looked startled and raised the small chisel, his eyes were rolling and I started to run towards the cage at the end of the room where the wardens were keeping an eye on things. We all made it back there and watched the dozen inmates clawing at the wire to try and kill us.

We had a much needed drink in the warden’s club afterwards and were presented with a magazine produced by the inmates. I still have it, it’s written by highly intelligent people, something like the Times magazine, and it still frighten the life out of me.

Well....it's obvious that no one here has ever read a professional journal or textbook dealing with sensitive subjects - they are full of anonymised case studies.

I had thought this thread was going to be a serious discussion of the ethics and child protection implications of the age of consent in Spain and elsewhere. Not a comfortable topic for anyone.

I am aware that there will be members of any internet forum (or any group of people) who have the misfortune to have been sexually abused when they were children. I apologise to those people because I will make no further posts here: it is not a venue for serious discussion, but a place for ad hominem attacks and saloon bar banter.

Enjoy your Siesta Time, folks. I'm off to another pub.

Another unhelpful aspect is the sexualisation of pre teens.

Look at the recent fuss ofer a big chain selling padded bras for 8 year olds was it?

- and then they wonder why we have problems?

I remember seeing a young girl talking as she looked thru her wardrobe in a TV programme. She was saying "That's the way it is. Girls rule, boys drool !"

My immediate thought was amazement that one so young should be so fluent in whorespeak.

I don't blame you.

Nor me. He was a change from the usual protaganists telling their fanciful stories!

Well, maybe they are reading this. There are many British paedos who have moved to Spain because of the age of consent there........

If "Mary" is reading this - please send me a PM: I'd love to hear from you, and if you have objections to what I'm writing here I sincerely apologise.

If daddy the ex-clinical psychologist is reading this - do everyone a favour and........do what "Mary" wants. Maybe not: her opinion won't be impartial.

JLFS: I am not the enemy.

OMG

This post reveals much about you and none of it is good

Great stuff .... another new poster bites the dust ... well done to those that helped him on his way

What, you read one thread, don't like it and judge the whole site on that?

I always thought it worked on the basis that "You no likum thread, you no readum thread."

Sheesh.