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Forum: The Barbie
Jun 6th 2007, 5:28 am
Replies: 39
Views: 2,486
Posted By UpperWoopWoop

Re: Cotton Wool Kids

My 5 cents worth.

This is an issue that I think about quite a lot. I dont want my children growing up to be scared of their own shadows, but on the other hand - I want them to see adulthood.
...
Forum: The Barbie
Jun 5th 2007, 4:23 pm
Replies: 10
Views: 620
Posted By UpperWoopWoop

Re: Joke of the day:

An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this
procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you...
Forum: The Barbie
Jun 5th 2007, 4:23 pm
Replies: 10
Views: 620
Posted By UpperWoopWoop

Re: Joke of the day:

"Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iBreast will cost $499 or $599 depending on size. This is...
Forum: The Barbie
Jun 5th 2007, 4:22 pm
Replies: 10
Views: 620
Posted By UpperWoopWoop

Re: Joke of the day:

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked
the Priest beside her,

"Father, may I ask a favor?"

"Of course. What may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought an expensive woman's...
Forum: The Barbie
Jun 5th 2007, 4:15 pm
Replies: 10
Views: 620
Posted By UpperWoopWoop

Re: Joke of the day:

The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife. He then carefully...
Forum: The Barbie
Jun 3rd 2007, 5:19 pm
Replies: 40
Views: 2,090
Posted By UpperWoopWoop

Re: nipples stiff

It means you're pregnant.
Forum: The Barbie
Jun 3rd 2007, 11:57 am
Replies: 10
Views: 620
Posted By UpperWoopWoop

Re: Joke of the day:

Two Aussies, Davo and Johnno, were adrift on a lifeboat. While rummaging through the boats provisions, Davo stumbled across an old lamp. He rubbed the lamp vigorously and a genie came forth.

This...
Forum: The Barbie
Jun 3rd 2007, 11:53 am
Replies: 10
Views: 620
Posted By UpperWoopWoop

Re: Joke of the day:

Dear Mom & Dad,

Our Scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and are worried. We are okay. Only one of our tents and 2 sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily,...
Forum: The Barbie
Jun 2nd 2007, 4:23 pm
Replies: 26
Views: 1,405
Posted By UpperWoopWoop

Re: Hello from Perth.

Well....

I live on a small property of about 9 acres, which is treed.
We have rabbits, foxes & kangaroos running around.

I have never seen a snake in 8 years (mind I dont go purposely...
Forum: The Barbie
Jun 2nd 2007, 4:09 pm
Replies: 34
Views: 2,067
Posted By UpperWoopWoop

Re: Cant Decide WhereTo Live!!!!

Hi there.

Me again.

Dont know if this helps.
Ive lived in Canada, US, Melbourne, Adelaide, NZ. All lovely places, but Perth is home and the place I dream about.

Catherine
Forum: The Barbie
Jun 2nd 2007, 4:00 pm
Replies: 26
Views: 1,405
Posted By UpperWoopWoop

Re: Hello from Perth.

That is an understatement!
Because of the housing boom they often run short. Some houses are taking up to 9-12 months to get built.

Sometimes people say Perth is boring, but I think its what you...
Forum: The Barbie
Jun 2nd 2007, 3:44 pm
Replies: 10
Views: 620
Posted By UpperWoopWoop

Re: Joke of the day:

Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House.

The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, ."I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit..."
...
Forum: The Barbie
Jun 2nd 2007, 3:38 pm
Replies: 10
Views: 620
Posted By UpperWoopWoop

Joke of the day.

Bill and Tom are two Kiwis working at the local sawmill.

One day Bill slips and his arm gets caught and severed by the big
bench saw.

Tom quickly puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it...
Forum: The Barbie
Jun 2nd 2007, 3:33 pm
Replies: 26
Views: 1,405
Posted By UpperWoopWoop

Re: Hello from Perth.

Do you have work lined up here at all? That may make a difference to where you buy.
If you want me to get any information - brochures etc & mail them on - just let me know.
I couldnt work out from...
Forum: The Barbie
Jun 2nd 2007, 3:14 pm
Replies: 142
Views: 11,720
Posted By UpperWoopWoop

Re: Which is the most depressing song ever written?

Do you know the song is called "Suicide is painless" Kinda symbolic, eh?
Forum: The Barbie
Jun 2nd 2007, 3:04 pm
Replies: 142
Views: 11,720
Posted By UpperWoopWoop

Re: Which is the most depressing song ever written?

Baker Street by Gerry Rafferty
I left my cake out in the rain (Mc Carthur Park) I have never been able to work out what the *%#@# that song is about.
There is one by the early Bee Gees that is...
Forum: The Barbie
Jun 2nd 2007, 2:42 pm
Replies: 26
Views: 1,405
Posted By UpperWoopWoop

Re: Hello from Perth.

No flat rocks are prized posessions here, there's so much sand... see??
Bring your wooden bucket though!

Catherine
Forum: The Barbie
Jun 2nd 2007, 2:38 pm
Replies: 26
Views: 1,405
Posted By UpperWoopWoop

Re: Hello from Perth.

Well its kind of like buying a car. You buy a car for many different reasons, and to suit many different needs. Your style and budget also comes into play. If I was moving here I would rent for a...
Forum: The Barbie
Jun 1st 2007, 11:36 pm
Replies: 26
Views: 1,405
Posted By UpperWoopWoop

Re: Hello from Perth.

Well I certainly enjoy it in the winter. The summer is a bit harsh, but I guess if we had the house finished with something around it other than yellow sand ... a few chairs & shade it would be...
Forum: The Barbie
May 31st 2007, 2:18 pm
Replies: 26
Views: 1,405
Posted By UpperWoopWoop

Re: Hello from Perth.

OMG!!

Will you look at that dog (sj oldfield) :eek:
Looks like he would just eat you for breakfast! lol

Hi Tracey (nightnurse2).
Im a bit further up than you in Lower Chittering, but the...
Forum: The Barbie
May 31st 2007, 12:59 pm
Replies: 26
Views: 1,405
Posted By UpperWoopWoop

Re: Hello from Perth.

Thats right, expensive, boring, too much sand...
and dont forget the price of petrol at the moment.
So why do so many come here?

Actually its not expensive, because as a family on one modest...
Forum: Australia
May 31st 2007, 6:14 am
Replies: 34
Views: 8,850
Posted By UpperWoopWoop

Re: Trying to make friends. Perth

Hi Dom.

I see from all the posts that you have had quite a few invites and that should help you not to feel so lonely. Its hard all round when you land in a new place, and feeling homesick &...
Forum: The Barbie
May 31st 2007, 2:53 am
Replies: 26
Views: 1,405
Posted By UpperWoopWoop

Re: Hello from Perth.

Whats a toploader & a front loader ? We dont have that much sand.
Oh you mean washing machines? I use a twin tub myself and then put it through the mangle to squeeze out the last drop.
And my...
Forum: The Barbie
May 31st 2007, 1:51 am
Replies: 26
Views: 1,405
Posted By UpperWoopWoop

Hello from Perth.

Hi there.

Im not an expat, never been to the UK.
Stumbled upon this site while googling for some information on "earthquakes" in Perth and laughed so hard I just kept coming back.

Ive noticed...
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