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Forum: Australia
Jun 9th 2005, 6:58 pm
Replies: 12
Views: 1,506
Posted By tosh27

Re: Permanent Residency through SIR Visa - help!

Good info, I liked the do the right thing, LOL, if only it was that easy.


:beer:
Forum: Australia
Jun 9th 2005, 6:39 pm
Replies: 10
Views: 887
Posted By tosh27

Re: Easy Cash

So how much should I charge for a jump?
Forum: Australia
Jun 2nd 2005, 4:55 pm
Replies: 10
Views: 887
Posted By tosh27

Easy Cash

As brothels are legalised in Australia does anyone know how much you can earn in this trade, also are there any tax breaks, for example on condoms or lube.


Cheers
Tosh

;) ............. ...
Forum: Australia
Jun 2nd 2005, 4:50 pm
Replies: 12
Views: 1,506
Posted By tosh27

Talking Re: Permanent Residency through SIR Visa - help!

I am applying through the SIR 495, the advice I have received is that things are in turmoil and opinion even official differs, I have been told once over in OZ either me or my spouse can work and...
Forum: Australia
Mar 31st 2005, 12:57 pm
Replies: 45
Views: 2,481
Posted By tosh27

Re: Walking bear foot in your own home...

A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by and the man immediately gets an erection....
Forum: Australia
Mar 31st 2005, 12:38 pm
Replies: 10
Views: 765
Posted By tosh27

Re: State Sponsorship - What's it worth?

Give me karma,

The 7 Dwarves are standing outside a convent. Then Happy goes and knocks on the door. A nun answers and says "Can I help you, my child?" Happy says "Are there any 3 foot nuns in...
Forum: Australia
Mar 31st 2005, 12:28 pm
Replies: 3,182
Views: 143,228
Posted By tosh27

Re: Dieter's for OZ

A man gets to his seat on the plane, and is surprised to find a parrot strapped into the seat next to him. Once in the air, the stewardess comes round, and the man asks her for a coffee, whereupon...
Forum: Australia
Mar 30th 2005, 5:25 pm
Replies: 9
Views: 546
Posted By tosh27

Re: Origin of Australia

I must admit I have no problem with AFL, its the americans version of rubgy with body armour, what a bunch of girl guides.
Forum: Australia
Mar 30th 2005, 1:43 pm
Replies: 124
Views: 5,108
Posted By tosh27

Re: Croc Hunter

I belive zebra taste like beef, it has a slighly gamey flavour, its best served with a rich sauce and red wine, a bordeux would be fine.

Tosh
Forum: Australia
Mar 30th 2005, 1:29 pm
Replies: 138
Views: 9,062
Posted By tosh27

Re: What a beautiful day! Remind me why I'm going back?

Some people are just not ambassadors for their own country...

Some loudmouthed, fat, stupid, ugly person stood next to me the other day in a BO-soaked vest sporting a huge picture of Rolf Harris...
Forum: Australia
Mar 30th 2005, 1:14 pm
Replies: 150
Views: 8,008
Posted By tosh27

Re: AFL Footy is back! Woohooo!

If you don't know what Aussie rules is basically it's rugby - a traditional English sport (sport as in "game" not "mate") but each team has 39 players on the pitch, and a special 9 feet tall goal...
Forum: Australia
Mar 30th 2005, 1:13 pm
Replies: 9
Views: 546
Posted By tosh27

Re: Origin of Australia

If you don't know what Aussie rules is basically it's rugby - a traditional English sport (sport as in "game" not "mate") but each team has 39 players on the pitch, and a special 9 feet tall goal...
Forum: Australia
Mar 30th 2005, 1:01 pm
Replies: 9
Views: 546
Posted By tosh27

Re: Origin of Australia

In some parts of Australia it is illegal to eat chips and if caught by the "tucker police" you can spend up to 13 years in the Dame Edna Memorial Prison.
Forum: Australia
Mar 30th 2005, 12:57 pm
Replies: 18
Views: 3,606
Posted By tosh27

Re: Fashion - Where to shop in Perth?

Burning bushes is a popular pass-time in Australia. Most people have bush fires a few times every
month.
Forum: Australia
Mar 30th 2005, 12:53 pm
Replies: 124
Views: 5,108
Posted By tosh27

Re: Croc Hunter

Steve Irwin puts the Aussie accent on, he's really Welsh and smokes crack with his mother, who he doesn't realize has been dead for months.
Forum: Australia
Mar 30th 2005, 12:48 pm
Replies: 343
Views: 30,890
Posted By tosh27

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

Some Eglish to Oz transaltions

hello = G'day how ya going, alright ?
friend = mate
enemy = mate
stranger = mate
Englishman = bladdy pommie
woman = bladdy Sheila mate
food = bush tucker...
Forum: Australia
Mar 30th 2005, 12:39 pm
Replies: 22
Views: 1,434
Posted By tosh27

Re: More POMS in Perth....

Outback folk often eat sand and tumbleweed if the supply of water is low.
Forum: Australia
Mar 30th 2005, 12:37 pm
Replies: 18
Views: 3,606
Posted By tosh27

Re: Fashion - Where to shop in Perth?

Going to Australia is like stepping back into the 80s
Forum: Australia
Mar 30th 2005, 12:37 pm
Replies: 3,182
Views: 143,228
Posted By tosh27

Re: Dieter's for OZ

Steve Irwin puts the Aussie accent on, he's really Welsh and smokes crack with his mother, who he doesn't realize has been dead for months.
Forum: Australia
Mar 30th 2005, 12:28 pm
Replies: 9
Views: 546
Posted By tosh27

Re: Origin of Australia

Only 1% of people in Australia have cars, the rest have to ride to work on wasps. Can you imagine that ?
Forum: Australia
Mar 30th 2005, 12:22 pm
Replies: 9
Views: 546
Posted By tosh27

Origin of Australia

When Australia was built on a deserted island in 1984, they couldn't think of a name for it. Most people wanted to call it 'mate' because it was a good word, but this one bloke said "hey there...
Forum: Australia
Mar 30th 2005, 12:06 pm
Replies: 343
Views: 30,890
Posted By tosh27

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

Its time we had some sensible top tips,,,,,

Save a fortune on laundry bills. Give your dirty shirts to Oxfam. They
will wash and iron them and you can buy them back for fifty pence.


Suck the...
Forum: Australia
Mar 28th 2005, 5:31 pm
Replies: 29
Views: 2,565
Posted By tosh27

Re: What the hell, Perth!!!!!!

Hmm, seems a pretty much simple question to me from someone wanting basic information on Perth, if it would help the following short list of likes/requirements and dislikes may be more succinct,
...
Forum: Australia
Mar 27th 2005, 4:49 pm
Replies: 58
Views: 3,185
Posted By tosh27

Re: What car should I buy?

Lee,

Do you know where I can get a spec list for the holdens, I am looking for something fast, or fast and comfortable, looking for 0-100kmh times, BHP etc

Cheers
Tosh
Forum: Australia
Mar 27th 2005, 10:01 am
Replies: 58
Views: 3,185
Posted By tosh27

Re: What car should I buy?

I am looking for the right 4x4 and have found this thread pretty useful, in the UK I drive a shogun (pajero in Aus), what’s for sale that’s bigger than this, in the UK you can get a Toyota land...
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