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Forum: Meet-ups
May 28th 2012, 3:37 am
Replies: 740
Views: 103,332
Posted By mainwaring

Re: Who is from Yorkshire?

Born in Leeds grew up in Otley

Say no more !!!
Forum: Goa
Dec 25th 2011, 3:58 am
Replies: 1,537
Views: 200,238
Posted By mainwaring

Re: I Laughed So Much It Hurt

Sorry wrong one this is the one for Christmas
The first one is still very good
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owK5tHjL0aE
Forum: Goa
Dec 25th 2011, 3:51 am
Replies: 1,537
Views: 200,238
Posted By mainwaring

Re: I Laughed So Much It Hurt

I thought this was worth a rerun

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cw2iHSQP21g
Forum: Goa
Dec 25th 2011, 3:45 am
Replies: 1,537
Views: 200,238
Posted By mainwaring

Re: I Laughed So Much It Hurt

I bought the wife some crotchless knickers for Halloween, Nothing sexual, just to give her a better grip on her broomstick...

....................

If ever I get the chance to name a road, i'd...
Forum: Goa
Dec 25th 2011, 3:40 am
Replies: 1,537
Views: 200,238
Posted By mainwaring

Re: I Laughed So Much It Hurt

Bob asked his doctor if he had ever laughed at a patient.

His doctor said that in over twenty years as a GP he hadn't and that he did his best to remain professional at all times.

With that,...
Forum: Goa
Dec 25th 2011, 3:36 am
Replies: 1,537
Views: 200,238
Posted By mainwaring

Re: I Laughed So Much It Hurt

A bloke's wife goes missing while diving off the West Australian Coast

He reports the event, searches fruitlessly and spends a terrible night
wondering what could have happened to her.
Next...
Forum: Goa
Dec 18th 2011, 1:49 am
Replies: 35
Views: 2,709
Posted By mainwaring

Re: Anyone had a blood transfusion out here?

Noni what can we all say?
Oh my god
We all wish your OH a speedy recovery

Mainwaring
Forum: Goa
Jan 2nd 2011, 4:04 am
Replies: 1,537
Views: 200,238
Posted By mainwaring

Re: I Laughed So Much It Hurt

A man enters the confessional and says "Bless me father for I have sinned; it has been one month since my last
confession. I've had sex with Fannie Green every week for the last month." The priest...
Forum: Goa
Jan 2nd 2011, 3:59 am
Replies: 1,537
Views: 200,238
Posted By mainwaring

Re: I Laughed So Much It Hurt

Bill Clinton awakes one wintry morning and looks out of the window of his Camp David retreat.
There, written in the snow in urine were the words..."The President must die!"
So Bill calls in the...
Forum: Goa
Jan 2nd 2011, 1:23 am
Replies: 1,537
Views: 200,238
Posted By mainwaring

Re: I Laughed So Much It Hurt

Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that despite being 72 years of age, he could still have sex 3 times a night.

Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued....
Forum: Goa
Jan 2nd 2011, 1:02 am
Replies: 1,537
Views: 200,238
Posted By mainwaring

Re: I Laughed So Much It Hurt

A man goes into a pub, and the barmaid asks what he wants.I want to bury my face in your cleavage and lick the sweat from between your breasts' he says.You dirty git' shouts the barmaid, 'get out...
Forum: Goa
Jan 1st 2011, 12:54 am
Replies: 1,537
Views: 200,238
Posted By mainwaring

Re: I Laughed So Much It Hurt

British Humour at it's best .

A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter Scale has hit Pakistan .
Two million Pakistanis have died and over a million are injured.

The country is...
Forum: Goa
Dec 27th 2010, 2:11 am
Replies: 1,537
Views: 200,238
Posted By mainwaring

Re: I Laughed So Much It Hurt

HEADLINE: BRITISH MUSLIM SUICIDE BOMBERS TO GO ON STRIKE.



Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike next
Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are...
Forum: Goa
Dec 22nd 2010, 2:42 am
Replies: 1,343
Read Me: Visa help.
Views: 217,396
Posted By mainwaring

Re: Visa help.

Originally Posted by tarkacreek
Herald letters, Polish visa issues.

Polish visa issues
Dixon Vaz, Fatorda
I would like to appeal to Goa government to pay more attention to receiving more...
Forum: Goa
Nov 28th 2010, 1:33 am
Replies: 1,537
Views: 200,238
Posted By mainwaring

Re: I Laughed So Much It Hurt

Zen Teachings



1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just piss off and leave me...
Forum: Goa
Nov 13th 2010, 11:08 pm
Replies: 7,414
Views: 943,943
Posted By mainwaring

Re: In To-day's Newspapers

Dont believe this rubbish


Hi, some of you are aware that we live near Katowice South Poland and have been coming to Goa for the last 7 years and have tried various Travel Agents and Airlines....
Forum: Goa
Oct 17th 2010, 8:09 am
Replies: 1,537
Views: 200,238
Posted By mainwaring

Re: I Laughed So Much It Hurt

I am perplexed that so many of my friends are against a mosque being built near Ground Zero. I think it should be the goal of every American to be tolerant. The mosque should be allowed, in an...
Forum: Goa
Oct 16th 2010, 11:25 pm
Replies: 1,537
Views: 200,238
Posted By mainwaring

Re: I Laughed So Much It Hurt

How To Get Out Of Debt -
Yorkshire Style

It's a slow day in a little North Yorkshire town. The sun is beating down and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and...
Forum: Goa
Mar 13th 2010, 4:46 am
Replies: 1
Views: 876
Posted By mainwaring

Compensation for flight cancellation

Hi you clever people out there,

1 day before we were due to leave Goa we received an email to say our flight has been cancelled because of the Lufthansa pilot strike. This means we had to stay 5...
Forum: Goa
Jan 22nd 2010, 9:09 pm
Replies: 1,537
Views: 200,238
Posted By mainwaring

Re: I Laughed So Much It Hurt

Question:
What is the definition of GLOBALIZATION ?
Answer: Princess Diana’s Death
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend
Crashes in a French...
Forum: Goa
Jan 9th 2010, 11:52 pm
Replies: 1,537
Views: 200,238
Posted By mainwaring

Re: I Laughed So Much It Hurt

Heard this one in Bradford over the new year
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This expats driving to the supermarket and he clips this Goan builder with his car
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He sees him fly over the neighbours fence
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He thinks...
Forum: Goa
Jan 9th 2010, 10:33 pm
Replies: 64
Views: 6,745
Posted By mainwaring

Re: What Will This Mean For Us All ??

Hi everybody, HAPPY NEW YEAR  wishing you all HEALTH WEALTH and WISDOM.
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As I explained in my first thread I am not a Goan property owner, just a wannebe, and anybody who shows an...
Forum: Goa
Dec 27th 2009, 12:42 am
Replies: 155
Views: 31,011
Posted By mainwaring

Re: Save Goa Poll

I just tried to login, you must login by hand because the number is:
/49_874_0.

Mainwaring
Forum: Goa
Dec 27th 2009, 12:24 am
Replies: 155
Views: 31,011
Posted By mainwaring

Re: Save Goa Poll

Hi Daff, sorry about the delay, check this out:
www.indostan.ru/forum/49_874_0.hfml. You can translate into English
We are going to the UK today, I will post more info in Jan.


Mainwaring
Forum: Goa
Dec 18th 2009, 5:59 pm
Replies: 155
Views: 31,011
Posted By mainwaring

Re: Save Goa Poll

Hi Davie, Still seaching, it will take time, Ill post ASAP

Mainwaring
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