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Old Jan 5th 2011, 10:12 am
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Originally Posted by typical
There was certainly plenty of cleavage on show, along with lots of slow panning shots of space.

Can't imagine trying to follow Memento stoned, good grief. There can't be many films worse to watch stoned. (Actually, that could be a good topic one day...)
Her nipples weren't 'on show', but you could see them, if you follow me..........
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OK OK............ cancel all previous nominations..........

I've just seen Jennifer's Body (that's a film, not a bit of gossip).

Despite having two very good things going for it (Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried), it was seriously, unfailingly awful.

Even the obligatory lesbian scene between them (two of the prettiest girls on the planet, please note) could not redeem it.

It also helps to explain why their careers have both gone spectacularly downhill ever since...............
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Incendiary starring Euan McGregor and Michelle Williams - dire
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Old Jan 24th 2011, 11:31 am
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Blimey............. January must be "Crap Films on TV Month"........

Anyone see 'Orphan' last night? Not even the brilliant Vera Farmiga could save it - mind you, at one point, it did actually rise to the level of mediocrity.........
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the american, with george clooney...stuck with the pain for 45 mins and then had to give up, it was sooooo slow...

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the american, with george clooney...stuck with the pain for 45 mins and then had to give up, it was sooooo slow...

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I quite liked it, but yes it was slow. It was very European in feel and I never really got the point of it.
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the american, with george clooney...stuck with the pain for 45 mins and then had to give up, it was sooooo slow...
I really quite liked it... though I had had a few glasses of champagne before watching it, maybe that helped...
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Originally Posted by The Dean
OK OK............ cancel all previous nominations..........
I've just seen Jennifer's Body (that's a film, not a bit of gossip).
Despite having two very good things going for it (Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried), it was seriously, unfailingly awful. Even the obligatory lesbian scene between them (two of the prettiest girls on the planet, please note) could not redeem it...
Well we enjoyed it in the lion's den. The special effects were dreadful but at least the movie kept us entertained for 90 minutes.
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I quite liked it, but yes it was slow. It was very European in feel and I never really got the point of it.
I think the intention was for it to feel European, given the title and the location. I felt it did pretty well up until nearly the end, which defied sense.
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Originally Posted by The Dean
OK OK............ cancel all previous nominations..........

I've just seen Jennifer's Body (that's a film, not a bit of gossip).

Despite having two very good things going for it (Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried), it was seriously, unfailingly awful.

Even the obligatory lesbian scene between them (two of the prettiest girls on the planet, please note) could not redeem it.

It also helps to explain why their careers have both gone spectacularly downhill ever since...............
I gave it about 30 mins to see if Fox got her kit off, but the best I got was her swim across the lake (and to see if was in any other way watchable). Waste of time.
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I think the intention was for it to feel European, given the title and the location. I felt it did pretty well up until nearly the end, which defied sense.
I believe it's based on a novel.
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Originally Posted by Bahtatboy
I gave it about 30 mins to see if Fox got her kit off, but the best I got was her swim across the lake (and to see if was in any other way watchable). Waste of time.
So you missed the full naked shagging scene?
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So you missed the full naked shagging scene?
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Went to watch 'Hereafter' last friday. First 10 minutes showed lots of promise, the rest......?

Apparently they're making a sequel - 'Watching paint dry'
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I thought the Expendables was truly awful. Add Jennifer's Body to that too - absolutely dire!

Don't be dissing Memento though - amazingly brilliant!
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