Worst Film You've Ever Seen
#76
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Re: Worst Film You've Ever Seen
Her nipples weren't 'on show', but you could see them, if you follow me..........
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OK OK............ cancel all previous nominations..........
I've just seen Jennifer's Body (that's a film, not a bit of gossip).
Despite having two very good things going for it (Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried), it was seriously, unfailingly awful.
Even the obligatory lesbian scene between them (two of the prettiest girls on the planet, please note) could not redeem it.
It also helps to explain why their careers have both gone spectacularly downhill ever since...............
I've just seen Jennifer's Body (that's a film, not a bit of gossip).
Despite having two very good things going for it (Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried), it was seriously, unfailingly awful.
Even the obligatory lesbian scene between them (two of the prettiest girls on the planet, please note) could not redeem it.
It also helps to explain why their careers have both gone spectacularly downhill ever since...............
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Blimey............. January must be "Crap Films on TV Month"........
Anyone see 'Orphan' last night? Not even the brilliant Vera Farmiga could save it - mind you, at one point, it did actually rise to the level of mediocrity.........
Anyone see 'Orphan' last night? Not even the brilliant Vera Farmiga could save it - mind you, at one point, it did actually rise to the level of mediocrity.........
#80
Re: Worst Film You've Ever Seen
the american, with george clooney...stuck with the pain for 45 mins and then had to give up, it was sooooo slow...
MM, xx
MM, xx
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Re: Worst Film You've Ever Seen
OK OK............ cancel all previous nominations..........
I've just seen Jennifer's Body (that's a film, not a bit of gossip).
Despite having two very good things going for it (Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried), it was seriously, unfailingly awful. Even the obligatory lesbian scene between them (two of the prettiest girls on the planet, please note) could not redeem it...
I've just seen Jennifer's Body (that's a film, not a bit of gossip).
Despite having two very good things going for it (Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried), it was seriously, unfailingly awful. Even the obligatory lesbian scene between them (two of the prettiest girls on the planet, please note) could not redeem it...
#84
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Re: Worst Film You've Ever Seen
I think the intention was for it to feel European, given the title and the location. I felt it did pretty well up until nearly the end, which defied sense.
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Re: Worst Film You've Ever Seen
OK OK............ cancel all previous nominations..........
I've just seen Jennifer's Body (that's a film, not a bit of gossip).
Despite having two very good things going for it (Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried), it was seriously, unfailingly awful.
Even the obligatory lesbian scene between them (two of the prettiest girls on the planet, please note) could not redeem it.
It also helps to explain why their careers have both gone spectacularly downhill ever since...............
I've just seen Jennifer's Body (that's a film, not a bit of gossip).
Despite having two very good things going for it (Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried), it was seriously, unfailingly awful.
Even the obligatory lesbian scene between them (two of the prettiest girls on the planet, please note) could not redeem it.
It also helps to explain why their careers have both gone spectacularly downhill ever since...............
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#89
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Went to watch 'Hereafter' last friday. First 10 minutes showed lots of promise, the rest......?
Apparently they're making a sequel - 'Watching paint dry'
Apparently they're making a sequel - 'Watching paint dry'
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Re: Worst Film You've Ever Seen
I thought the Expendables was truly awful. Add Jennifer's Body to that too - absolutely dire!
Don't be dissing Memento though - amazingly brilliant!
Don't be dissing Memento though - amazingly brilliant!