Victor Meldrew

I can't remember the 70's, and I was there

The Dean

Empire magazine, the best film magazine of all, has just done its "500 Definitive All-Time Classics", based on the premise of the number of films they think deserve five stars (out of five). [There are 500, see?]

There's also a list of ONE-star films (their worst grade) featuring actors/directors/etc who had previously been in 5-star films (if you follow me).

So:
Male: Eddie Murphy (Golden Child, Harlem Nights, Daddy Day Camp, Pluto Nash, Meet Dave, Norbit)
Female: Jennifer Lopez (Money Train, Angel Eyes, Gigli)
Director: Aaron Seltzer/Jason Friedberg (Date Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans, Disaster Movie, Vampires Suck)
Sequels: (Babe: Pig in the City, Alien: Resurrection, Big Momma's House 2)

Some serious turkeys in there..............

The Dean

And in fact, I've found Empire's Readers Poll of "Worst 50 Of All Time"

http://www.empireonline.com/features...t-movies-ever/

No. 1: Batman and Robin...............

lionheart

Babe: Pig In The City was a highly entertaining movie for all the family.

The Dean

..... and seriously crap compared to the charming and oddly moving original............

Bahtatboy

Watched Con Air again last night. Yep, gotta be up there with the rest.

"PUT THE BUNNY BACK IN THE BOX"

The Dean

"Trust you? There's only two people I trust - one is me, and the other's not you......"

DeadVim

Broken Arrow.

The Dean

Could I just revive this thread to point out that I 'managed' to see TWO of the worst films of all time last night - yes, both on the same night

"The Vintner's Luck".

"Timeline". [this one was particularly awful, with a rescue party going back through time to 14th-century France to rescue Billy Connolly. The careers of Gerald Butler, Michael Sheen, Frances O'Connor and Connolly himself somehow survived being in this..........]

I managed a total of about 45 minutes of the two movies combined.........

Spugsy

'that'll do pig, that'll do'.

Brilliant.

Spugsy

yeah I saw it as well, good stuff.

And am I the only person on the planey who liked 'Hudson Hawk'?

To be fair I'm a big bruce willis fan, 'the last boyscout' is one of my favourite films.

Spugsy

Michael Sheen is great, I love him.

HE is tremendous is 'Tron 2'

Bigtaff

Predators - with an "s". Not a patch on the original Arnold Schwarzenegger movie, a very weak film and plot is really bad. Acting dreadful and ending is really pooh.

Spugsy, Kittycat1 you were both there. What did you think?

Spugsy

I love those films, they're great.

Watched 'Moon' the other night, very weird and pretty bloody good.

Bigtaff

Yeah, I normally really like them too. I just thought this one was very bad. Or maybe I was expecting too much from it, don't know.