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shakh your bootie May 23rd 2008 6:01 am

Re: Questions for BEARD MAN ????????????
 

Originally Posted by Eva (Post 6385959)
hahahahahaahahhahah -euwyuk how the flames can be instantly doused

Ps..I am beginning to think Beardy walla is another member incarnate

Ah, me..... another defeat snatched from victory's drawers....

He may be - it's possible - the Arabic that he was using on the early threads suggest that he knows the local dialect very well.....

Eva May 23rd 2008 6:07 am

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Originally Posted by shakh your bootie (Post 6386062)
Ah, me..... another defeat snatched from victory's drawers....

He may be - it's possible - the Arabic that he was using on the early threads suggest that he knows the local dialect very well.....

Back to the White Rabbit then

shakh your bootie May 23rd 2008 6:18 am

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Originally Posted by Eva (Post 6386094)
Back to the White Rabbit then

That always makes me think of bathing Samoans....

Eva May 23rd 2008 6:21 am

Re: Questions for BEARD MAN ????????????
 

Originally Posted by shakh your bootie (Post 6386141)
That always makes me think of bathing Samoans....

Did you really say that?

I was merely thinking Curiouser and curiouser................

shakh your bootie May 23rd 2008 6:35 am

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Originally Posted by Eva (Post 6386156)
Did you really say that?

I was merely thinking Curiouser and curiouser................

Cat killer.....

Eva May 23rd 2008 6:41 am

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Originally Posted by shakh your bootie (Post 6386202)
Cat killer.....







Haaahahahahahahaha- Can imagine Beardy Walla reading this thread b4 matins.....rattle them beads boy!!!

shakh your bootie May 23rd 2008 6:55 am

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Originally Posted by Eva (Post 6386211)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RK8zaVYrsPI





Haaahahahahahahaha- Can imagine Beary Walla reading this thread b4 matins.....rattle them beads boy!!!

Oh you slithy tove, you - that's brillig...........

Well he can't say that he isn't getting the skinny on the curious workings of the westernized mind....

Eva May 23rd 2008 6:57 am

Re: Questions for BEARD MAN ????????????
 
Ya for sure but why??? why he's askin if he's in that place already???

shakh your bootie May 23rd 2008 7:05 am

Re: Questions for BEARD MAN ????????????
 

Originally Posted by Eva (Post 6386266)
Ya for sure but why??? why he's askin if he's in that place already???

How can we explain? Verily,we are but grains of sand blowing in the winds of His desert....

Eva May 23rd 2008 7:09 am

Re: Questions for BEARD MAN ????????????
 

Originally Posted by shakh your bootie (Post 6386287)
How can we explain? Verily,we are but grains of sand blowing in the winds of His desert....


Why the cap in Him?

Grains of sand-like Prisoner -instead of Portmerrion we could be confined to an eggtimer...
Sand in anyone's dessert is a real p**s off-

Davedurdans May 23rd 2008 8:49 am

Re: Questions for BEARD MAN ????????????
 
Suicidal Muslims...




Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide ... Lets see now...
No Jesus
No Christmas
No television
No cheerleaders
No Nude Women
No car races
No football
No soccer
No golf
No tailgate parties
No K Mart
No Bunning's
No pork BBQ
No hot dogs
No burgers
No chocolate chip cookies
No lobster
No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
No nachos
No Beer nuts
No Beer!!!!!!!!
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
More than one wife.
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey.
But your donkey has a better disposition.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
I mean, really, is there a mystery

Worldismine May 23rd 2008 8:52 am

Re: Questions for BEARD MAN ????????????
 

Originally Posted by Davedurdans (Post 6386660)
Suicidal Muslims...




Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide ... Lets see now...
No Jesus
No Christmas
No television
No cheerleaders
No Nude Women
No car races
No football
No soccer
No golf
No tailgate parties
No K Mart
No Bunning's
No pork BBQ
No hot dogs
No burgers
No chocolate chip cookies
No lobster
No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
No nachos
No Beer nuts
No Beer!!!!!!!!
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
More than one wife.
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey.
But your donkey has a better disposition.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
I mean, really, is there a mystery

Or maybe its because they don't have F16s

Inselaffen May 23rd 2008 8:56 am

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Originally Posted by Worldismine (Post 6386665)
Or maybe its because they don't have F16s

I'm sure the Saudi's will have!

jvr20 May 23rd 2008 7:39 pm

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Originally Posted by Davedurdans (Post 6386660)
Suicidal Muslims...




gold star for that man who has learnt to cut and paste successfully.

shakh your bootie May 23rd 2008 7:47 pm

Re: Questions for BEARD MAN ????????????
 

Originally Posted by jvr20 (Post 6387888)
gold star for that man who has learnt to cut and paste successfully.

Hmm. Some around here would do well to learn the difference between Muslim, fanatic, fundamentalist and terrorist.....

The same brush is getting worn from too much tarring....


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