The quality of new posters
Jun 26th 2012, 12:30 pm
#94
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Re: The quality of new posters
A man went into an urologist and told him he was having a problem, as he was unable to get his manhood erect.
The doctor checked him out then told him that the muscles around the base of the organ were damaged from a previous viral infection and there was nothing he could actually do for him. However, he knew of an experimental treatment that might work, if he is willing to take the risk. The treatment consisted of planting muscle tissues from an elephants trunk into his 'old fella'.
The man thought about it for a while. The thought of having to go through life without sex was too much for him to bear. So, with the assurance that there would be no cruelty to the elephant, the man decided to go for it.
A few weeks after the operation, he was given the green light to go and try out his newly renovated equipment.
As a result he planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in town.
In the middle of dinner he felt a strong stirring in his loins that continued to the point of being extremely painful. To release the pressure he unzipped his fly and his knob sprang out, slid across the top of the table, grabbed a bread roll and returned to his trousers.
His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly grin on her face said, 'That was incredible! Can you do that again?'
With tears in his eyes he replied, 'I think I can, but I am not sure if another bread roll will fit up my arse'
The doctor checked him out then told him that the muscles around the base of the organ were damaged from a previous viral infection and there was nothing he could actually do for him. However, he knew of an experimental treatment that might work, if he is willing to take the risk. The treatment consisted of planting muscle tissues from an elephants trunk into his 'old fella'.
The man thought about it for a while. The thought of having to go through life without sex was too much for him to bear. So, with the assurance that there would be no cruelty to the elephant, the man decided to go for it.
A few weeks after the operation, he was given the green light to go and try out his newly renovated equipment.
As a result he planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in town.
In the middle of dinner he felt a strong stirring in his loins that continued to the point of being extremely painful. To release the pressure he unzipped his fly and his knob sprang out, slid across the top of the table, grabbed a bread roll and returned to his trousers.
His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly grin on her face said, 'That was incredible! Can you do that again?'
With tears in his eyes he replied, 'I think I can, but I am not sure if another bread roll will fit up my arse'
Jun 26th 2012, 2:24 pm
#95
Shark Fisherman
Joined: Feb 2012
Location: Doha
Posts: 4,568
Re: The quality of new posters
A man went into an urologist and told him he was having a problem, as he was unable to get his manhood erect.
The doctor checked him out then told him that the muscles around the base of the organ were damaged from a previous viral infection and there was nothing he could actually do for him. However, he knew of an experimental treatment that might work, if he is willing to take the risk. The treatment consisted of planting muscle tissues from an elephants trunk into his 'old fella'.
The man thought about it for a while. The thought of having to go through life without sex was too much for him to bear. So, with the assurance that there would be no cruelty to the elephant, the man decided to go for it.
A few weeks after the operation, he was given the green light to go and try out his newly renovated equipment.
As a result he planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in town.
In the middle of dinner he felt a strong stirring in his loins that continued to the point of being extremely painful. To release the pressure he unzipped his fly and his knob sprang out, slid across the top of the table, grabbed a bread roll and returned to his trousers.
His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly grin on her face said, 'That was incredible! Can you do that again?'
With tears in his eyes he replied, 'I think I can, but I am not sure if another bread roll will fit up my arse'
The doctor checked him out then told him that the muscles around the base of the organ were damaged from a previous viral infection and there was nothing he could actually do for him. However, he knew of an experimental treatment that might work, if he is willing to take the risk. The treatment consisted of planting muscle tissues from an elephants trunk into his 'old fella'.
The man thought about it for a while. The thought of having to go through life without sex was too much for him to bear. So, with the assurance that there would be no cruelty to the elephant, the man decided to go for it.
A few weeks after the operation, he was given the green light to go and try out his newly renovated equipment.
As a result he planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in town.
In the middle of dinner he felt a strong stirring in his loins that continued to the point of being extremely painful. To release the pressure he unzipped his fly and his knob sprang out, slid across the top of the table, grabbed a bread roll and returned to his trousers.
His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly grin on her face said, 'That was incredible! Can you do that again?'
With tears in his eyes he replied, 'I think I can, but I am not sure if another bread roll will fit up my arse'
Jul 2nd 2012, 3:27 am
#96
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Re: The quality of new posters
You try hard, but you're just not funny at all
Jul 2nd 2012, 10:59 am
#98
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Re: The quality of new posters
Jul 2nd 2012, 4:08 pm
#99
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Posts: 283
Re: The quality of new posters
the good news is, he has been banned
Jul 5th 2012, 1:53 am
#104
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Re: The quality of new posters
Headmaster at my old London college told this.
Fellow goes to see the doctor complaining of stomach pains and lack of appetite. Doctor gives him some medication . Fellow returns to doctor saying there was no effect. So doctor send him to get an ice cream cone and Mars bar. The guy comes back with the 2 and as per doctors instructions proceeds to shove both up his arse. Doctor then tells him to come a few days later and only bring an ice cream cone.
Few days later...., guy come to the Doctor with just the ice cream cone. Per doctor's instruction, he again shoves it up his arse. A few seconds later the head of a tape worm sticks out of arse hole and proclaims " Oi, wheres my Mars bad", at which point the quick acting doctors grabs the head and pulls the whole worm out.
Fellow goes to see the doctor complaining of stomach pains and lack of appetite. Doctor gives him some medication . Fellow returns to doctor saying there was no effect. So doctor send him to get an ice cream cone and Mars bar. The guy comes back with the 2 and as per doctors instructions proceeds to shove both up his arse. Doctor then tells him to come a few days later and only bring an ice cream cone.
Few days later...., guy come to the Doctor with just the ice cream cone. Per doctor's instruction, he again shoves it up his arse. A few seconds later the head of a tape worm sticks out of arse hole and proclaims " Oi, wheres my Mars bad", at which point the quick acting doctors grabs the head and pulls the whole worm out.