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Old Sep 5th 2014 | 2:37 am
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Originally Posted by Bipat
To anyone who actually knows India. Most Muslims can be easily recognised by facial features, names, languages etc.

As Muslims in India are often of the poorest class, many will be among those without proper lavatories!!
Interesting, now I have to admit I have never struck up a conversation with a man shitting in the street to determine his religion however I may have done the. Indian nation an injustice.
So Hindus generally shit on toilets and it's the Muslims who generally shit in the street.
I will confirm this with my Indian Muslim colleagues

As one of my other ex Indian colleagues said to me years ago, you can spot the Muslims by their greasy skin. Not that he was racist of course
 
Old Sep 5th 2014 | 2:41 am
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So out of interest, how did his family take it when your husband announced he was to marry a White woman or did you work at the UK passport and immigration office ?
 
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Interesting, now I have to admit I have never struck up a conversation with a man shitting in the street to determine his religion however I may have done the. Indian nation an injustice.
So Hindus generally shit on toilets and it's the Muslims who generally shit in the street.
I will confirm this with my Indian Muslim colleagues

As one of my other ex Indian colleagues said to me years ago, you can spot the Muslims by their greasy skin. Not that he was racist of course

Do you deliberately misread posts???
You made the joke about head wobbling and beheading the wrong person!!!

I was pointing out that it is often/not always, possible to distinguish Muslims as a group from other groups by looks, language etc.

I also pointed out that as Muslims in India AS A GROUP in India in general, tend to be poorer, they will just as likely not have a proper lavatory as any other group. Is that understandable?

If you like jokes your colleagues will have heard of a 'Muslim shower', the name some plumbers give to the toilet attachment for bottom washing, as it squirts up instead of down, ie. Muslims do things the opposite way eg. write from right to left.

Not sure what you meant by Indian nation??. Muslims there are Indians also are they not??

India is a vast country there are a multitude of differing groups not just different religion.
 
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Originally Posted by Tockalosh
So out of interest, how did his family take it when your husband announced he was to marry a White woman or did you work at the UK passport and immigration office ?
We were in the same line of work, he was senior to myself. I don't think the word 'white' would be mentioned, why would it? they obviously knew I was British. They trusted him to make a good choice!!!!!!

(May be they worried that it would be much longer before he would go home, but they didn't say anything).

I greatly mourn my late parents in law.

What has passport and immigration office got to do with it???
 
Old Sep 5th 2014 | 3:59 am
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Is he a Muslim Indian or a Seikh Indian? Actually, are you sure he's Indian?
 
Old Sep 5th 2014 | 7:06 am
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I stopped trying a long time ago!
And ofcourse we can tell a Hindu Indian and a Muslim Indian just by looking at their faces!! Can't you??
 
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I stopped trying a long time ago!
And ofcourse we can tell a Hindu Indian and a Muslim Indian just by looking at their faces!! Can't you??
I don't suppose anyone would expect you to.

What surprises me on this part BE forum is the apparent pride in knowing so little about the country of some of the people you work with.

(Hotel stays and business community just teach you about hotels and the business community you happen to work with)!

I know nothing about living in the Middle East apart from what I have read, and heard from the few relatives who have been there (Indian). I hope I would have the humility to learn first hand from people such as yourselves.
 
Old Sep 5th 2014 | 8:47 am
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So you can tell?? Just by looking at their faces?
This discussion had turned into a joke long time ago, now it's just giving an answer for the sake of giving a 'know it all' answer!
 
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Originally Posted by Irishbeekeeper
So you can tell?? Just by looking at their faces?
This discussion had turned into a joke long time ago, now it's just giving an answer for the sake of giving a 'know it all' answer!
Why do you find it so difficult to believe?

Muslims came to India from areas to the north of the country centuries ago, of course there was/is is intermixing and of course obviously it is not always possible to tell just from their faces, but often their faces are slightly different. Its no big deal, just something in subconscious knowledge.
They are practically a different race from the Dravidian origin south Indians.

Obviously with language and dress the obvious difference would be greater.

Have you not heard the phrase used in UK he/she looks Jewish? It is the same principle. He or she looks Muslim what is the difference?

Could you explain why this discussion is such a joke to you? To me I find some of the disbelief incomprehensible.
 
Old Sep 5th 2014 | 12:11 pm
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Looks Jewish??? Looks Muslim??? Oh my god but that is the worst form of rasict gibberish I have ever heard from a person!!! The utter obnoxiousness of it all is just beyond me!

And Islam came to South Asia from the south you 'know it all door-knob'
Specifically from what we call Karachi, Sindh now!

Muhammad bin Qasim - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

I thought WHO had eradicated the disease 'verbal diarrhea' by the early 20th century, apparently not!!
 
Old Sep 5th 2014 | 4:23 pm
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Originally Posted by Irishbeekeeper
Looks Jewish??? Looks Muslim??? Oh my god but that is the worst form of rasict gibberish I have ever heard from a person!!! The utter obnoxiousness of it all is just beyond me!

And Islam came to South Asia from the south you 'know it all door-knob'
Specifically from what we call Karachi, Sindh now!

Muhammad bin Qasim - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

I thought WHO had eradicated the disease 'verbal diarrhea' by the early 20th century, apparently not!!
when you think "how could it possibly get worse?" and then bam, there it is.
Staggering
 
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It is getting near impossible to avoid conforming to Godwin's Law
 
Old Sep 5th 2014 | 6:01 pm
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It is getting near impossible to avoid conforming to Godwin's Law
Agreed!!
 
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Originally Posted by Irishbeekeeper
Looks Jewish??? Looks Muslim??? Oh my god but that is the worst form of rasict gibberish I have ever heard from a person!!! The utter obnoxiousness of it all is just beyond me!

And Islam came to South Asia from the south you 'know it all door-knob'
Specifically from what we call Karachi, Sindh now!

Muhammad bin Qasim - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

I thought WHO had eradicated the disease 'verbal diarrhea' by the early 20th century, apparently not!!
Why is it racist to look what you are????? I look British, I presume you do? What is wrong with looking Muslim?? Many Muslims wear particular clothes, beards, clothes etc to make sure. They are proud to be Muslim, Jewish etc
Many Sikhs wear turbans ---facially they tend to have long features, 'the warriors'--they are proud of it!!!
Are you saying these groups are shameful so we shouldn't mention them--that, sir is racist.

We were speaking of India. Islam came from the North. North India(Karachi is in what is now Pakistan----North) get a map!!

Yes you are right this is a joke.
 


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