Originally Posted by Elvira (Post 5896808)

Some sooner than others :sneaky:









(if I have my way...)

Originally Posted by Vim Fuego (Post 5896805)

Super, smashing, great! :thumbup:

Originally Posted by Vim Fuego (Post 5896813)

Not found the libertine yet then? Have you tried Yellow Pages?

Originally Posted by Vim Fuego (Post 5896733)

Hehehe, good one, a blatant untruth in ever point, that takes some effort. :thumbup:

I bet all the people living in the leafier bits are pissing themselves at that :thumbup:

It was a joke, right? ;)

Originally Posted by Vim Fuego (Post 5896806)

Big Bad John

Originally Posted by Elvira (Post 5896723)

And you live.......... where? :)

Originally Posted by saveme (Post 5896711)

The first and foremost thing you've got to remember about Britain is that it's cold and wet and dank and everyone spends fifty weeks of the year huddled around the fireside. Look at those PATHETIC crowds for the Premier League & the first round of the Six Nations and tonight's England v Switzerland game at Wembley.

The second important fact is that Britain is covered in concrete and what little remains of the countryside is at least two hours drive so even if you wanted to walk or cycle or swim (there are no beaches of course and the sea is too polluted anyway) you'd spend so much time getting there, you'd only have a half hour of daylight to do it in.

The third important fact is that Britain has barely recovered from WW2 rationing and it's so expensive that nobody can afford to buy new cars/TV/go on holiday abroad anyway.

The fourth important fact is that Britons have no sense of humour and in no circumstances are able to laugh at themselves.

I'm sorry if the truth hurts but it's got to be said.
Dave

Originally Posted by Elvira (Post 5896825)

He came to a sticky end, unfortunately...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCV0-91H3hQ

:eek:

Originally Posted by crystal23 (Post 5896828)

I get the Man called called Sue thing:D but you've got me with that one:confused:

If you could all let me have what you've obviously been taking today I'd be very grateful:rofl:

It must be the rain- gone to peep's heads - my mate on Facebook has guessed I have Trinidadian Heritage - wtf - couldn't be further from the truth:p

I'll get my coat and won't slam the door on my way out:lol:

Originally Posted by saveme (Post 5896826)

Would I joke about something so serious?

If only I hadn't sold my (Australian) passport to buy a bowl of gruel on Xmas Day I might have been able to escape.

But I'm trapped here forever now. I only came here in the first place because I fell for their rotten Pommie propaganda.

The NEW Forest!!! Liars, charlatans. It's 900 hundred years old!!! I'm surprised they haven't been prosecuted under The Trade Descriptions Act.

Originally Posted by Nu-Shooz (Post 5896802)

:rofl: yep, life's a bitch, then you die...smashing eh!

Originally Posted by Vim Fuego (Post 5896870)

I hear that brother, that damn 'Garden Of England' too ... toolshed more like.

And The Queen, she doesn't come visiting often does she? They splash her all over the brochures and you don't see the tart!

Torquay? English Riviera? Your 'aving a laugh mate!

And those squirrels, don't get me started on those.

Originally Posted by Vim Fuego (Post 5896863)

It was more word association, a deep voiced singer did it but it probably wasn't Johnny Cash.

I am recovering from too much Rum and Coke last night, just beginning to feel human again now!

Originally Posted by Elvira (Post 5896775)

I guess my recent visit to London must have been a dream?

Originally Posted by saveme (Post 5896922)

I was in London too first week of the year so perhaps our paths crossed? I was admitted to The Tower mind (via The Traitors' Gate)