British Expats - Over 40's Moving Back and Catching Up

:rofl: :rofl:

I would definitely get banned if I told my "Little Johnny" joke. That is why got a good laugh when I originally saw your post asking the teacher to "pick me":)

Fish n Chips 56

Dec 11th 2013 6:43 am

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Originally Posted by lf1 (Post 11029519)

:rofl: :rofl:

I would definitely get banned if I told my "Little Johnny" joke. That is why got a good laugh when I originally saw your post asking the teacher to "pick me":)

Thats one of the things I really miss about the UK, The Jokes.

dontheturner

Dec 11th 2013 8:02 am

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Originally Posted by Fish n Chips 56 (Post 11030673)

Thats one of the things I really miss about the UK, The Jokes.

This is just hot of the press:-

The Spicy Joke of The Day

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle...

From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple that drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.

The wife stood back up, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

old.sparkles

Dec 11th 2013 9:52 am

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Originally Posted by dontheturner (Post 11030763)

:rofl: thanks for the giggle

mikelincs

Dec 11th 2013 10:11 am

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Originally Posted by BEVS (Post 11028584)

Anyone with Christmas avatars in here please?
:santa:
I don't see any. :cry_smile:

Mine.. :rofl:

feelbritish

Dec 11th 2013 4:47 pm

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Originally Posted by Fish n Chips 56 (Post 11030673)

Thats one of the things I really miss about the UK, The Jokes.

Us too! and you can crack a joke with just about anyone in the street without worrying about what you say!

BEVS	Dec 12th 2013 12:03 am

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Originally Posted by dunroving (Post 11028874)

Me, miss, ask me!

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Originally Posted by Celticspirit (Post 11029417)

Mine :-)

:wub:

BEVS	Dec 12th 2013 12:04 am

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Originally Posted by mikelincs (Post 11030899)

Mine.. :rofl:

Incorrigible but at least an effort.

Sue	Dec 12th 2013 12:56 am

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Originally Posted by BEVS (Post 11028584)

Anyone with Christmas avatars in here please?
:santa:
I don't see any. :cry_smile:

Me me ... mines of our stupid dog Buddy. :lol:

Mummy in the foothills

Dec 12th 2013 5:59 pm

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Mine is our cat from last year I haven't changed it :o, wrapped herself in the tinsel silly cat.

cheers

Dec 12th 2013 7:21 pm

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Originally Posted by Mummy in the foothills (Post 11033662)

Mine is our cat from last year I haven't changed it :o, wrapped herself in the tinsel silly cat.

MITF. DID YOU DELAY YOUR START DATE FOR WORK AT THE HOSPITAL?

sorry about the caps.

cheers

Dec 12th 2013 7:29 pm

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ROD,

i was in LV yesterday and i went into the In and Out Burger for you and I also saw your Hyundai on the I15. a grey hatchback.

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