Granted, but now you don't have electricity ... no AC in the Texas summers!

I wish our company wasn't doing more lay-offs in October.

Granted. But everyone is going to have to do a 3 day week to keep the company afloat

I wish it would rain..

Granted, but now your house is flooded and you need to move.

I wish I knew what color to paint the walls.

Grant, youve decided on Neon green and hot pink!

I wish weekends didn't go by so fast

Granted. Now you can have a Sunday breakfast everyday of the week....another one with high cholesterol


I wish my husband was feeling better..

Granted, now hes full of energy and wants sex with you 10 times a day

I wish my kids were behaving better today

Granted, but only because you got them a new puppy. It will be short-lived.

I wish I could get my husband off the couch to go to the furniture outlet with me.

Granted but as soon as you get there he finds a lazy chair and falls asleep.

I wish I didn't feel so lazy today.

Granted: But now you are under arrest for taking Amphetamines

I wish I had a job.

Funny you should mention that... this is my guest room:

http://picasaweb.google.com/Snowyint...75007640692530

Granted, but now you have to work! (nuff said)

I wish all of our home repairs were done.

Granted: but now you get foreclosed on

I wish i had a pack of all blue M&M's

Granted. Now the dye has seeped through to your skin and you look like a smurf

I wish my new decking was finished

Granted, but you won't be able to use is as for the next 10 years it will rain continually between 08:00 and 22:00 (and your HOA will insist that you get up at midnight to mow your lush green grass!).

I wish chocolate would count as one of my 5-a-day servings.

Granted, it replaced dairy. No more curries for you I'm afraid.

I wish it was Saturday instead of Sunday.