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Jul 25th 2009 | 3:04 pm

#31

mayhemuk

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Re: I wish...

Granted - he's dead! Well at least there'll be no new ones.
Wish I had a private jet!

Jul 25th 2009 | 3:18 pm

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Michelmas

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Re: I wish...

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Originally Posted by mayhemuk

Granted - he's dead! Well at least there'll be no new ones.
Wish I had a private jet!

Granted: It's in your communual hot tub

I wish I was married to a 21 year old beauty queen.

Jul 25th 2009 | 3:45 pm

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Nits22

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Re: I wish...

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Originally Posted by Michelmas

Granted: It's in your communual hot tub

I wish I was married to a 21 year old beauty queen.

Granted -- but she has clamidia

i wish I was a good interior decorator

Jul 25th 2009 | 4:14 pm

#34

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Re: I wish...

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Originally Posted by Nits22

i wish I was a good interior decorator

granted but you are colourblind.

I wish I had a small knob.

Jul 25th 2009 | 4:27 pm

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Re: I wish...

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Originally Posted by Manc

granted but you are colourblind.

I wish I had a small knob.

That was granted at birth!

Lose the Beer Gut and you'd be able to see it!

Wish I could go back to Blighty every year!

Jim

Jul 26th 2009 | 3:42 am

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Re: I wish...

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Originally Posted by Scouse Express

That was granted at birth!

Lose the Beer Gut and you'd be able to see it!

Wish I could go back to Blighty every year!

Jim

Granted, but you'll probably get swine flu and die.

I wish I could run a marathon

Jul 26th 2009 | 10:41 am

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Re: I wish...

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Originally Posted by Sugarmooma

Granted, but you'll probably get swine flu and die.

I wish I could run a marathon

Granted, but it's now called a Snickers, and it's shrunk from 26 miles to only 5 inches long!

I wish I was funny.

Jul 26th 2009 | 10:58 am

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Re: I wish...

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Originally Posted by dbj1000

Granted, but it's now called a Snickers, and it's shrunk from 26 miles to only 5 inches long!

I wish I was funny.

Granted, but now you are Kathy Griffin.

I wish for a cute single male neighbor instead of houses full of families as far as the eye can see.

Jul 26th 2009 | 10:59 am

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Re: I wish...

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Originally Posted by dbj1000

Granted, but it's now called a Snickers, and it's shrunk from 26 miles to only 5 inches long!

I wish I was funny.

Granted - but now no one will take you seriously as a scientist guy.

I wish I lived by the seaside.

Jul 26th 2009 | 11:03 am

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Re: I wish...

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Originally Posted by rebs

Granted - but now no one will take you seriously as a scientist guy.

I wish I lived by the seaside.

Granted, but all the beaches are infested with biochemical waste.

I wish that I could exercise by just imagining it...

Jul 26th 2009 | 1:22 pm

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Re: I wish...

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Originally Posted by Marmalade

Granted, but all the beaches are infested with biochemical waste.

I wish that I could exercise by just imagining it...

Granted. It's called wanking

I wish wimmen would stop sending their dirty knickers to me.

Jul 26th 2009 | 2:05 pm

#42

Stu_67

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Re: I wish...

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Originally Posted by Macca67

I wish wimmen would stop sending their dirty knickers to me.

Granted.......Now only incontinent old men send you theirs.

I wish my supervisor wasn't such an incompetent fool.

Jul 26th 2009 | 2:56 pm

#43

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Re: I wish...

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Originally Posted by Stu_67

Granted.......Now only incontinent old men send you theirs.

I wish my supervisor wasn't such an incompetent fool.

Granted.....Now he's going to fire you

I wish tomorrow wasn't Monday

Jul 26th 2009 | 7:29 pm

#44

mozoo

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Re: I wish...

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Originally Posted by Sugarmooma

Granted.....Now he's going to fire you

I wish tomorrow wasn't Monday

Granted, but tomorrow is Groundhog Day.

I wish my kitchen remodel was finished.

Jul 26th 2009 | 11:34 pm

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Re: I wish...

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Originally Posted by mozoo

Granted, but tomorrow is Groundhog Day.

I wish my kitchen remodel was finished.

Granted - but your bathroom just collapsed.

I wish it was the end of the workday already.

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