Buoy, not boo-eee! Canadians on boats sound like yummy mummies.

Got stung a few times before I worked it out!

Vaughan Mills - pronounced Von Mills

I called a neighbour when I first moved here asking where a good big mall is and he said "Von Mills" so I looked at the map for 1/2 an hour trying to find it so I called him back to confirm. He said "You Know... Von .... V..a..u..g..h..a..n" Doh!

They just don't have this is in their culture, do they? I think it because they do not have the pub culture we have in the UK.

I went out with my neighbour and our 2 wives and I bought rounds all night and he never put his hand in his pocket once!

I think generally they're just cheap bastards because even though Americans don't have pub culture as well, they usually stand their round.

Passive aggressiveness ..... oh no wait....

A similar reaction to calling a Canadian an American.

But Scotland has been a part of England for the last 800 years or so whereas Canada (albeit nominally) is an independent country.

Humour

Hummus

Isn't it because the waitress usually brings the bill?

Las Vegas - Los Vagas

Duodenum

Eh? How the heck do they mangle that?

Silent W's in place names.

Norr-wich
Kes-wick etc.