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Oink May 7th 2015 7:21 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 11639712)
My brother in law in Newcastle sent me this...

Warning: Strong language, headphones recommended. ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efRn...ature=youtu.be

The new poet laureate of Geordieland? ;)

Novocastrian May 7th 2015 8:02 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by Oink (Post 11639825)
The new poet laureate of Geordieland? ;)

****in' reet pet.

plasticcanuck May 7th 2015 8:02 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 
He's obviously a D.Phil from Oxford

Novocastrian May 7th 2015 8:05 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by plasticcanuck (Post 11639870)
He's obviously a D.Phil from Oxford

Ah tellt yers that alreddy. Dee try n keep up.

magnumpi May 9th 2015 2:58 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 
Wow Newcastle scored a goal, there maybe hope for them yet.

Greenhill May 10th 2015 2:25 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by magnumpi (Post 11641436)
Wow Newcastle scored a goal, there maybe hope for them yet.

Joey Barton is available for a free transfer this summer, they should acquire him and eleven pairs of clown shoes :thumbup:

Novocastrian May 10th 2015 2:35 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by Greenhill (Post 11642003)
Joey Barton is available for a free transfer this summer, they should acquire him and eleven pairs of clown shoes :thumbup:

We only need 9 pairs. (Ashley & Carver are already there).

JamesM May 10th 2015 4:11 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 11642009)
We only need 9 pairs. (Ashley & Carver are already there).

How disrespectful.

One more point and Carver has saved you from relegation.

Novocastrian May 10th 2015 6:33 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by JamesM (Post 11642058)
How disrespectful.

One more point and Carver has saved you from relegation.

Right now his record is LLLLLLLLD.

It'll most probably end up as LLLLLLLDLL which would avoid relegation if Hull lose both of their last 2 games.

Heartfelt thanks in advance Mikey & John.

BristolUK May 10th 2015 11:47 pm

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 


Indoor football, only everyone (even the ref) is wearing a set of VR goggles, replacing their normal vision with a top-down view of the pitch.

Novocastrian May 18th 2015 8:52 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 
1934, 1961, 1978, 1989, 2009 ....

What's the next number in the series?

Oink May 18th 2015 9:07 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 11649735)
1934, 1961, 1978, 1989, 2009 ....

What's the next number in the series?

You lot will alright. Hull have ManU away while you host the spammers.

Novocastrian May 18th 2015 9:10 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by Oink (Post 11649746)
You lot will alright. Hull have ManU away while you host the spammers.

West Brom v Chelsea: Premier League – as it happened | Football | The Guardian

Wanna bet?

Greenhill May 20th 2015 9:43 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 
A quick Google search tells me:

Manchester United have lost 33.3% of their away games.

Hull have won 27.78% of their home games.

If we combine those stats using an inverse of the sum of the reciprocals, we get 15.2%. If we now transpose this number into a numerological coefficient and enumeration pairing, we can determine that a goal will be scored in the fifteenth minute by a player wearing a shirt that can be identified by the number "2".

I bet you didn't see that coming.

Novocastrian May 20th 2015 10:02 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by Greenhill (Post 11651838)
A quick Google search tells me:

Manchester United have lost 33.3% of their away games.

Hull have won 27.78% of their home games.

If we combine those stats using an inverse of the sum of the reciprocals, we get 15.2%. If we now transpose this number into a numerological coefficient and enumeration pairing, we can determine that a goal will be scored in the fifteenth minute by a player wearing a shirt that can be identified by the number "2".

I bet you didn't see that coming.

I wish the answer were 42: but it's actually 2015.

Which might be a good thing because then they'd have a chance or winning more than 9 matches next year (or equally likely, doing a Blackpool).


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