British Expats - The Toon Army / EPL thread

I wanted to go down Novo - it's the only thing that will get to Ashley. Preferably to league 1. I can't see anything else, other than crossing fingers and waiting for a random billionaire, changing the dynamic.

I understand your thinking Mr. Weeze and agree that getting shot of Ashley is the only long term solution. But I don't think he'd have gone anyway. The Toon would've received a 65m quid parachute payment and would likely have bounced straight back up, the stupid buggers.

I really think the only way to get rid of Ashley (aside from the obvious and highly attractive method of assassination), is for the Toon to become more valuable financially speaking than it is at the moment: then he'll sell to some Qatari hoodlum and we'll all start again.

Harrrumph.

Novocastrian

May 26th 2015 9:42 am

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^ perhaps though we could learn something from the Mancunians...

FC United of Manchester: the success story that proves what fans can achieve | David Conn | Football | The Guardian

BristolUK

May 28th 2015 4:48 am

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Originally Posted by BristolUK (Post 11655474)

Consider having a few quid on Villa for the cup....I believe you can get 5/2 (Hills) and there's even a whisper that Ladbrokes will be offering 5/1 which seems somewhat generous.

Since I wrote that, both Hills and Ladbrokes are offering 11/2. What on earth has happened for the odds to have doubled in a few days?

jimf	May 28th 2015 10:10 am

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So West Ham, NUFC and SAFC looking for a manager.

Dick Advocaat rejects offer to stay at Sunderland - could Paul Clements be on his way from Real Madrid? - Telegraph

Steve McClaren would be the short straw...

Novocastrian

May 28th 2015 3:37 pm

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Originally Posted by jimf (Post 11659606)

Actually, I could fancy a drop of Advocaat, but I doubt it would mix well with wonga.

DaveLovesDee

May 29th 2015 2:53 am

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Originally Posted by BristolUK (Post 11659394)

Since I wrote that, both Hills and Ladbrokes are offering 11/2. What on earth has happened for the odds to have doubled in a few days?

Probably cashing in on people betting against Villa.

BristolUK

May 29th 2015 4:28 am

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Originally Posted by DaveLovesDee (Post 11660264)

Probably cashing in on people betting against Villa.

Whatever it is I have a few quid on Villa and a side bet on Arsenal to win with both teams scoring to cover my stake.

Just as long as Villa can win in 90 minutes. :fingerscrossed:

Novocastrian

May 31st 2015 8:52 am

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Originally Posted by BristolUK (Post 11660372)

Whatever it is I have a few quid on Villa and a side bet on Arsenal to win with both teams scoring to cover my stake.

Just as long as Villa can win in 90 minutes. :fingerscrossed:

Hmmm.

And, in other news, according to the Graun it appears that Patrick Vieira is a strong contender for the next Victim of Ashley award..

Oink	May 31st 2015 9:03 am

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I see that pikey Wilshere is showing his class again. :rofl:

Jack Wilshire swears during Arsenal's FA Cup victory parade - BBC News

Novocastrian

May 31st 2015 9:18 am

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Originally Posted by Oink (Post 11661929)

I see that pikey Wilshere is showing his class again. :rofl:

Jack Wilshire swears during Arsenal's FA Cup victory parade - BBC News

Wiki says he was born in somewhere called "Stevenage".

Has anyone else ever heard of it?

At first I thought it must be referring to present day Canada.