Bread.

Finding a decent sliced loaf of bread similar to a Warburtons toastie loaf, or a thick n thin loaf, is a non starter.

... and finding one that isn't full of sugar ....

HAHA

Whinging British ex-pats.

A lot of Canadians lack social skills. You think to begin with that they're just rude but then after you've been in Canada for awhile you realize it's the result of sitting in the basement watching hockey for six months.

Or dairy...

Their horrible squawky accents. They sound like a herd of penguins.

it's too spread out

Is that what a group of penguins are called :

Canadians. Do try keep and up this is the whole point of the thread.

the only funny people are Newfies and I don't live there

asbestos

lulu lemon

Understand [and agree with] the Canadian part, but just wondered what a group of penguins were called?

polar bears, the maggots of the arctic

Penguins nest in groups called rookeries. Some of these rookeries can have over a million birds!

A group of penguins on land is called a waddle.

A group of penguins in the water is called a raft.

Sometimes the penguin chicks in a colony stay together in a large group called a creche

Ha ha clear as mud