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Paddy caught his Wife having an affair and decided to kill her and himself. He puts the gun to his head, looks at his Wife and says "Don't laugh, your ****ing next !!"
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Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.
A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?"
The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I
am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would
you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would
you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask
me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was
Mexican? Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"
The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't." The guy says, "Well then,
just because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"
The assistant replied, "Because you're in Halfords."
A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?"
The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I
am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would
you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would
you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask
me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was
Mexican? Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"
The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't." The guy says, "Well then,
just because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"
The assistant replied, "Because you're in Halfords."
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knock knock
who's there?
cowsgo
cowsgo who?
cows go moo not who!
who's there?
cowsgo
cowsgo who?
cows go moo not who!
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