a joke
Feb 25th 2013, 8:53 am
#226
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Re: a joke
What do you call and Afghani with a black eye?
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BIN LEATHERED
What do you call a scouser with an O Level
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LYING BLEEDER.
What do you call a scouser with a shell suit ?
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THE BRIDE.
What do you call a scouser in a semi-detached house ?
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A BURGLAR.
What do you call a scouser in a suit ?
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THE ACCUSED.
What do you call a man with a registration plate on his head?
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REG. IF HE IS RELATED R REG.
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BIN LEATHERED
What do you call a scouser with an O Level
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LYING BLEEDER.
What do you call a scouser with a shell suit ?
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THE BRIDE.
What do you call a scouser in a semi-detached house ?
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A BURGLAR.
What do you call a scouser in a suit ?
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THE ACCUSED.
What do you call a man with a registration plate on his head?
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REG. IF HE IS RELATED R REG.
Feb 25th 2013, 8:55 am
#227
I said what ?!
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Location: Peterborough, Ontario.
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Re: a joke
If offended by swear words or sexist jokes - don't click the spoiler.
What do you call a hundred naked women laying on top of each other?
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What do you call a fanny with teeth?
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What do you call a hundred naked women laying on top of each other?
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What do you call a fanny with teeth?
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Feb 25th 2013, 8:58 am
#228
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Re: a joke
Let's see how far we can take this... (any mods listening???)
What do you call a woman with two c***s?
Mrs. Neville
What do you call a black guy flying a plane?
A pilot, you ****ing racist.
What do you call a woman with two c***s?
Mrs. Neville
What do you call a black guy flying a plane?
A pilot, you ****ing racist.
Feb 25th 2013, 9:01 am
#229
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Feb 25th 2013, 9:02 am
#230
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Re: a joke
What do you call a pointless race that covers 2,200 miles throughout France?
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Feb 25th 2013, 9:28 am
#232
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Re: a joke
Do I have to get my redacting pen out. Please, spare me the trouble.
"Its a joke" is of course the most feeble and week minded defence of sexist racist or homophobic statements out there. Need I say more? Or I could just move this to TIO and wash my hands of it....
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Feb 25th 2013, 9:32 am
#233
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Re: a joke
Of course not.
(But I know that Neville one made you smirk, just a little.)
(But I know that Neville one made you smirk, just a little.)
Feb 25th 2013, 9:34 am
#234
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Feb 26th 2013, 4:07 am
#235
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Re: a joke
What do you call a lion wearing a trendy hat?
A dandy lion.
A dandy lion.
Feb 26th 2013, 4:17 am
#236
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Re: a joke
Whats the difference between a policemans truncheon and a magicans wand?
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Feb 26th 2013, 2:07 pm
#239
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Re: a joke
What do you call a leper in a hot tub?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
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What do you call a gay dinosaur?
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Feb 26th 2013, 3:23 pm
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