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Re: a joke
FFS, I clicked on it AGAIN. What a mug:frown:
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Re: a joke
hahaha :rofl:
Originally Posted by iaink
(Post 10443876)
FFS, I clicked on it AGAIN. What a mug:frown:
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Re: a joke
Originally Posted by Greenhill
(Post 10443881)
hahaha :rofl:
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Re: a joke
Originally Posted by Greenhill
(Post 10443881)
hahaha :rofl:
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Re: a joke
It started back here: http://britishexpats.com/forum/showp...postcount=1825
http://britishexpats.com/forum/showp...postcount=1836 And may it long continue :sneaky:
Originally Posted by Alan2005
(Post 10443902)
Is this the BE version of rick rolling. I hope it is and it becomes a thing.
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Re: a joke
Originally Posted by iaink
(Post 10443876)
FFS, I clicked on it AGAIN. What a mug:frown:
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Re: a joke
A Classic
A Scotsman walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand. The Scotsman shouts ' Awa ye feel hoor thatâs full Oâ coos Sharn' Spoiler:
The man shouts back 'I'm English, Speak English, I don't understand you'. The Scotsman man shouts back 'Use both hands, you'll get more in.' |
Re: a joke
My kids keep on taking the p*ss out of my Alzheimer's. Wait till the cheeky little buggers wake up on Christmas morning and find no eggs under the bonfire !!
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Re: a joke
Why doesn't Santa have any kids?
He only comes once a year and that's down a chimney. |
Re: a joke
What qualifications did it take to be Father Christmas before 1988?
Three ho ho ho levels. :o |
Re: a joke
Originally Posted by Oink
(Post 10450241)
What qualifications did it take to be Father Christmas before 1988?
Three ho ho ho levels. :o |
Re: a joke
Originally Posted by Novocastrian
(Post 10450246)
Except in Canada where you needed three Eh? levels.
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Re: a joke
Originally Posted by Oink
(Post 10450276)
Very good. :santa:
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Re: a joke
Three women - one single, one a mistress, and one married all decide to spice up their sex lives. They wear corsets, black stockings and garters and thigh-high leather boots and wicked leather masks. The single girl reports, "My boyfriend went mad, made passionate love to me right away!" The mistress adds, "Mine too! He couldn't get enough!" The married woman says, "My husband came home, slapped me on the arse and said 'What's for dinner, Batman?"
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Re: a joke
He was in ecstasy with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved forwards, then backwards, forward, then backwards again....back and forth....back and forth....in and out....in and out.
Her heart was pounding....her face was flushed....then she moaned, softly at first, then began to groan louder. Finally, totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream and shouted, "OK, OK! I CAN'T park the f***king car!.... you do it, you SMUG bastard!" |
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