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Re: a joke
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
When I landed back from holiday in Jamaica, a beagle in the airport started pawing away at my luggage and whining. A customs agent approached and said, "We're going to have to have a look sir, my dog here tells me he smells drugs." I said "Drugs?! Me?, that's a laugh, you're the one with the talking dog!" |
Re: a joke
While walking to the pub last night, this guy came up to me and attacked me with a bat.
I couldn't believe how well he'd trained it. |
Re: a joke
What's "a kangaroot"?
The noise coming from the Geordie I locked in the basement last week. |
Re: a joke
Originally Posted by Greenhill
(Post 10779250)
What's "a kangaroot"?
The noise coming from the Geordie I locked in the basement last week. |
Re: a joke
Originally Posted by Greenhill
(Post 10779250)
What's "a kangaroot"?
The noise coming from the Geordie I locked in the basement last week. |
Re: a joke
Originally Posted by Jingsamichty
(Post 10779261)
I work with a guy from Newcastle, but he doesn't have a Geordie accent. It's uncanny.
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Re: a joke
Originally Posted by Novocastrian
(Post 10779265)
Well, well, dear chap, not every person from Newcastle is a Geordie. We actually have some Scottish migrant workers and the odd (very odd) Mancunian.
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Re: a joke
I wouldn't like to be his keyboard when he realises :)
Originally Posted by Jingsamichty
(Post 10779268)
Whoooosh!!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl:
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Re: a joke
What's the difference between a hillbilly and a son-of-a-bitch?
The Ohio River. Half a world away, but the same thing. |
Re: a joke
Originally Posted by Jingsamichty
(Post 10779268)
Whoooosh!!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl:
Originally Posted by Greenhill
(Post 10779270)
I wouldn't like to be his keyboard when he realises :)
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Re: a joke
Originally Posted by Novocastrian
(Post 10779279)
Oh, was it uncanny? Bit of a stretch. Especially since "canny" is a Scottish word which may mean something a bit different in the Land of Cheapskates.
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Re: a joke
Originally Posted by Jingsamichty
(Post 10779285)
Caalm doon, pet, it's only a joerk.
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Re: a joke
Originally Posted by Novocastrian
(Post 10779290)
Were you ever one of the Scottish migrant workers I mentioned?
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Oh Blinding Light, Oh Light That Blinds -
I cannot see, look out for me! |
Re: a joke
Originally Posted by Novocastrian
(Post 10779263)
That would have to be kanahgeroot. I speak as a closet Geordie.
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