Favourite sayings and one liners
Jan 21st 2007, 8:50 pm
#76
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Re: Favourite sayings and one liners
he/she has a face like a well scelpt arsewe're oot a bog roll,use yar fingers what dae ya think there fur
Jan 25th 2007, 6:56 am
#77
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Re: Favourite sayings and one liners
"Bring tears to a glass eye"
"There's nout so queer as folk" (obviously older term)
"You are so fat you must have been baptised at Sea World."
"There's nout so queer as folk" (obviously older term)
"You are so fat you must have been baptised at Sea World."
Jan 25th 2007, 9:28 am
#78
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Re: Favourite sayings and one liners
Your so full of sh*t your eyes are brown.
Jan 25th 2007, 10:01 am
#81
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Re: Favourite sayings and one liners
was you born in a barn or a brothel with swinging doors.
so hungry i could eat a scabby horse.
her legs spread quicker than margarine.
face like a slapped arse.
looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp.
like flies around s**t.
so hungry i could eat a scabby horse.
her legs spread quicker than margarine.
face like a slapped arse.
looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp.
like flies around s**t.
Jan 25th 2007, 10:05 am
#82
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Re: Favourite sayings and one liners
Slicker'n snot on a doorknob.
Jan 25th 2007, 10:07 am
#83
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Re: Favourite sayings and one liners
Said by an uncle of mine everytime we crossed a set of railroad tracks.
"Trains gone, there's its tracks."
"Trains gone, there's its tracks."
Jan 25th 2007, 10:10 am
#84
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Re: Favourite sayings and one liners
"......as tight as a ducks arse"
" ......not the brightest spark in the pack"
"......one short of a six pack"
" ......not the brightest spark in the pack"
"......one short of a six pack"
Jan 25th 2007, 10:11 am
#85
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Re: Favourite sayings and one liners
twas nuff ter knock a buzzard offa bin lorry
Jan 25th 2007, 10:15 am
#86
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Re: Favourite sayings and one liners
"cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey"
brass monkey weather
brass monkey weather
Last edited by Mountain Girl; Jan 25th 2007 at 10:17 am.
Jan 25th 2007, 10:21 am
#88
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Re: Favourite sayings and one liners
All over it like a dirty shirt
I could eat a scabby horse between two mattresses
I could eat a scabby horse between two mattresses
Jan 25th 2007, 10:31 am
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Re: Favourite sayings and one liners
"as confused as a baby in a topless bar......"
Jan 25th 2007, 10:47 am
#90
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Re: Favourite sayings and one liners
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
