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Old Jan 25th 2007, 10:55 am
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as bald as a badger

as noisy as a bag* full of chickens (*gunny sack in Canadian)

lower than a chihuahua's bollox

he was a stiff chap (as in bloater/big fella/portly)

as much use as a hairdryer in a sandstorm

who gave her the fugly prize

who's got her panties all in a bunch

Rich.
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If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
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Originally Posted by hot wasabi peas
If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
Hey I used to work there.
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Old Jan 25th 2007, 11:04 am
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Originally Posted by Arris
I've enjoyed reading these

here's another - a face like a bull dog chewing a thistle thats been pi$$ed on

A face like a bulldog chewing a wasp!
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Old Jan 25th 2007, 11:07 am
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ooh! What about 'Who rattled your cage' and 'he's throwing his toys out the cot'

don't think I saw those two - maybe missed 'em
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Old Jan 25th 2007, 11:09 am
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"........you are depriving a village of their idiot"
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Old Jan 25th 2007, 11:10 am
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He always finds himself lost in thought; it's an unfamiliar territory.
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Old Jan 25th 2007, 11:20 am
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Put yer dummy back in ya big wean !!!!!!
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Old Jan 25th 2007, 1:22 pm
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How p*ssed in her cornflakes this morning
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Old Jan 25th 2007, 1:28 pm
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Skinny person - "There's more meat on a butcher's knife"
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Old Jan 25th 2007, 2:14 pm
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Skinny person - "There's more meat on a butcher's knife"
on a theme

chuffed to bu**ery- when pleased, and when shocked

well bu**er me sideways............

( will I get told off for those?)
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Old Jan 25th 2007, 4:51 pm
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Yes! 7 pages and I'm the only one to remember this one........
"He's as chuffed as a dog with 2 dix"
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Old Jan 25th 2007, 5:27 pm
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Originally Posted by Steve_P
Hey I used to work there.
If the cap fits.
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Old Jan 25th 2007, 6:53 pm
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Originally Posted by shears
Skinny person - "There's more meat on a butcher's knife"
Or - "i've seen more fat on a greasy chip"
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Old Jan 25th 2007, 6:58 pm
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Sticks like s**t to a blanket!
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