Favourite sayings and one liners
Jan 20th 2007, 6:04 pm
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Re: Favourite sayings and one liners
or,fried rice by who flung dung
Jan 20th 2007, 6:04 pm
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Re: Favourite sayings and one liners
One of my mates had a 50% success rate with the following 'chat up line'.
(must be said in a strong East Lancashire accent however)
Dus ti suck c*ck on fust neet.
(must be said in a strong East Lancashire accent however)
Dus ti suck c*ck on fust neet.
Jan 20th 2007, 6:06 pm
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Re: Favourite sayings and one liners
How do you like your eggs in the morning, fertilised or un-fertilised
Eddie
Jan 20th 2007, 6:09 pm
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Re: Favourite sayings and one liners
Jan 20th 2007, 6:13 pm
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Re: Favourite sayings and one liners
I was with a friend when a guy used the egg line.....
He asked her how she liked her eggs in the morning...
she replied......un-fertilised !!! I was very impressed!
maybe it was you Butch
Jan 20th 2007, 6:18 pm
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Jan 20th 2007, 6:26 pm
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Re: Favourite sayings and one liners
In reference to a tightwad.
"As tight as a crab arse and that's water tight."
"As tight as a crab arse and that's water tight."
Jan 20th 2007, 6:48 pm
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Re: Favourite sayings and one liners
In reference to a woman gone overboard with perfume.........
"smells like a whores handbag" (pronounced who-errs)
"smells like a whores handbag" (pronounced who-errs)
Jan 20th 2007, 6:57 pm
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Re: Favourite sayings and one liners
He's so useless, he couldn't catch a cold.
I'm so hungry, i could eat a manky horse.
One of my favs, has already been mentioned, face like a slapped arse !
I'm so hungry, i could eat a manky horse.
One of my favs, has already been mentioned, face like a slapped arse !
Jan 20th 2007, 7:35 pm
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Re: Favourite sayings and one liners
One of my favs, has already been mentioned, face like a slapped arse ![/quote]
He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch....
I guess a village is missing its idiot.....
He's so dull he couldn't entertain a doubt...
He doesn't act stupid, it's the real thing....
He's not tightly wrapped....
It really grated my carrot.....
S*** of a shovel ( my hubby's favourite....along with the "frost yer taters")
P*** like an angry horse (don't we all when we've been hanging on for hours!)
He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch....
I guess a village is missing its idiot.....
He's so dull he couldn't entertain a doubt...
He doesn't act stupid, it's the real thing....
He's not tightly wrapped....
It really grated my carrot.....
S*** of a shovel ( my hubby's favourite....along with the "frost yer taters")
P*** like an angry horse (don't we all when we've been hanging on for hours!)
Jan 20th 2007, 9:45 pm
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