Favourite sayings and one liners
#16
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He or shes a few sandwiches short of a picnic
The lights there but its not switched on
Wouldn,t piss on him if he was on fire
Wouldn,t give him the steam off my sh*t
He,s tighter than two coats of paint
He,s tighter than a nuns fa**ie
Couldn,t punch his way out of a wet paper bag
As thick as two 4x4,s
Not the brightest bulb in the room
MMM Theres more, will post more once the memory gets into gear
Eddie
The lights there but its not switched on
Wouldn,t piss on him if he was on fire
Wouldn,t give him the steam off my sh*t
He,s tighter than two coats of paint
He,s tighter than a nuns fa**ie
Couldn,t punch his way out of a wet paper bag
As thick as two 4x4,s
Not the brightest bulb in the room
MMM Theres more, will post more once the memory gets into gear
Eddie
#17
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A mother's place is in the wrong.
Tired as a newt.
Tainted money ('taint mine, 'taint yours!)
A medical one ..... "Her problems are mostly supra-tentorial (ie between the ears!)
Another medical one: Patients were often referred to physio with vague knee pain and a diagnosis "IDK". We were told it meant Internal Derangement of the Knee, but we all knew it really meant "I Don't Know"!
I too have said "laughed like a drain" and had to explain it to a Canadian.
Tired as a newt.
Tainted money ('taint mine, 'taint yours!)
A medical one ..... "Her problems are mostly supra-tentorial (ie between the ears!)
Another medical one: Patients were often referred to physio with vague knee pain and a diagnosis "IDK". We were told it meant Internal Derangement of the Knee, but we all knew it really meant "I Don't Know"!
I too have said "laughed like a drain" and had to explain it to a Canadian.
#18
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Told my daughter to 'pull her socks up' and her canadian friend looked at me blankly,'she's not earing any!'
Tighter than a duck's *rse, watertight.
My favourite at the moment is 'sometimes you're the pigeon, sometimes you're the statue'
Tighter than a duck's *rse, watertight.
My favourite at the moment is 'sometimes you're the pigeon, sometimes you're the statue'
#19
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Ok now here's one you might not have heard.......
not my favourite saying but a good one liner .....
" it goes like sh-t OFF of a shovel"
might be a rural thing not sure........I dont mind if you tell me I am weird.
not my favourite saying but a good one liner .....
" it goes like sh-t OFF of a shovel"
might be a rural thing not sure........I dont mind if you tell me I am weird.
Last edited by Mountain Girl; Jan 20th 2007 at 7:01 am.
#20
Lloydminster AB
Joined: Dec 2006
Location: Alberta
Posts: 2,059
Re: Favourite sayings and one liners
hay, lavey heed
nearly sh... a brick
eyes like a dogs balls
nearly sh... a brick
eyes like a dogs balls
#21
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As mad as a badger
Mouth like Gandhi's flip flop (one of my all time favourites)
Completely cliffed it (when someone has gone mad)
May the fleas of a thousand camels rot under your hairy armpits
Suck it up princess and put your big girls panties on (my new Canadian one )
Great thread!!!!
Linda
Mouth like Gandhi's flip flop (one of my all time favourites)
Completely cliffed it (when someone has gone mad)
May the fleas of a thousand camels rot under your hairy armpits
Suck it up princess and put your big girls panties on (my new Canadian one )
Great thread!!!!
Linda
#22
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Location: Canada
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Re: Favourite sayings and one liners
We used to say about a (useless) manager we had:
"He couldn't run a bath, never mind an office"
"He couldn't run a bath, never mind an office"
#23
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 7,715
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As sharp as a mashed potato.
(when someone mentions their height)
I knew they piled it that high but I didn't know they dressed it.
(said about a woman with too much makeup on)
A little heavy on the icing, eh cupcake.
He's so ugly, he makes onions cry.
Sometimes when I open my mouth, it's only to exchange feet.
Yellow as mustard but without the bite.
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
(when someone mentions their height)
I knew they piled it that high but I didn't know they dressed it.
(said about a woman with too much makeup on)
A little heavy on the icing, eh cupcake.
He's so ugly, he makes onions cry.
Sometimes when I open my mouth, it's only to exchange feet.
Yellow as mustard but without the bite.
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
#24
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Joined: Sep 2006
Location: Highlands, Scotland
Posts: 226
Re: Favourite sayings and one liners
"Crabbit as a bag of weasels"
"Face like a bag of spanners "
"Face like a bag of spanners "
#26
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When hubby and I built our house a few years ago - complete novices - every job was tackled with the expression "It can't be that difficult" - and of course, it always was. This is now a common phrase in our house (ok, not funny, but it fits so many scenarios and is still said all the time).
Mad as a box of frogs
Mad as a ship's cat
Face like a bulldog chewing a wasp
He's so tight, his arse squeaks
Mad as a box of frogs
Mad as a ship's cat
Face like a bulldog chewing a wasp
He's so tight, his arse squeaks
#27
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Newfoundland ones (yes in common use):
'Whadder yer 'at?' - Hows it going? Whats happening? A general conversation opener.
'Whaaaaaaaa?' or 'Er Whaaaa?' What?
'Where's the jesus <insert object here>?" i.e. 'Where's the jesus hammer?'
A favourite phrase from work (UK not Canadian):
'NGB' - Nice guy, but.... A coworker who is perfectly pleasant socially but utterly incompetent professionally.
Other favourites:
'Cold as a well digger's arse'
'A complete nutbar'
'orlright treacle' (used to piss Mrs AX off!)
AX
'Whadder yer 'at?' - Hows it going? Whats happening? A general conversation opener.
'Whaaaaaaaa?' or 'Er Whaaaa?' What?
'Where's the jesus <insert object here>?" i.e. 'Where's the jesus hammer?'
A favourite phrase from work (UK not Canadian):
'NGB' - Nice guy, but.... A coworker who is perfectly pleasant socially but utterly incompetent professionally.
Other favourites:
'Cold as a well digger's arse'
'A complete nutbar'
'orlright treacle' (used to piss Mrs AX off!)
AX
#28
Lloydminster AB
Joined: Dec 2006
Location: Alberta
Posts: 2,059
Re: Favourite sayings and one liners
after a night out.( got a mouth like a Arabs sandle)
#29
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A good old scouse one from many years ago.
Gorra face like a ruptured custard.
Gorra face like a ruptured custard.
#30
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Beaten with an ugly stick
The more I see of some people....the more I love my dog.
The last time I saw legs like that...they were hanging from a nest!
Linda
The more I see of some people....the more I love my dog.
The last time I saw legs like that...they were hanging from a nest!
Linda