DBD33
What sort of monster would want to harm a beloved childrens entertainment icon...
May 7th 2009 | 7:26 am
#230
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 9,606
Re: DBD33
Worth noting folks, that when a mod edits your post, you can edit the edit.
Just tried it and it worked. Sorry Iain.
Just tried it and it worked. Sorry Iain.
May 7th 2009 | 7:31 am
#231
Oscar nominated
Joined: Jan 2008
Posts: 55,309
From: Moncton, NB, CANADA
May 7th 2009 | 7:33 am
#232
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Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 30,771
From: Upstate South Carolina
Re: DBD33
As far as I am concerned acronyms, abreviations, ***s leaving obviously impied illicit words (whether as poetry or not) are cutting too close to breaking Rule 2, especially that particular word which is still regarded as vulgar and taboo anywhere Ive been.
Rule 2 There may be places where sexually explicit, racist, obscene or vulgar language, graphics or behavior is appropriate however BritishExpats.com is NOT one of them.
Last edited by iaink; May 7th 2009 at 7:38 am.
May 7th 2009 | 7:39 am
#236
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 9,606
Re: DBD33
I suggest you dont do that again. A while ago somone else tried that and got totally on the wrong side of me.
As far as I am concerned acronyms, abreviations, ***s leaving obviously impied illicit words (whether as poetry or not) are cutting too close to breaking Rule 2, especially that particular word which is still regarded as vulgar and taboo anywhere Ive been.
Rule 2 There may be places where sexually explicit, racist, obscene or vulgar language, graphics or behavior is appropriate however BritishExpats.com is NOT one of them.
As far as I am concerned acronyms, abreviations, ***s leaving obviously impied illicit words (whether as poetry or not) are cutting too close to breaking Rule 2, especially that particular word which is still regarded as vulgar and taboo anywhere Ive been.
Rule 2 There may be places where sexually explicit, racist, obscene or vulgar language, graphics or behavior is appropriate however BritishExpats.com is NOT one of them.
You recognised the poem though, didn't you?
May 7th 2009 | 7:50 am
#237
Moderαtor Emeritus
Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 30,771
From: Upstate South Carolina
Re: DBD33
I prefered
She whispered "will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me."
She said "I'm very frightened,
I've not had this before.
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore."
It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been a size.
"Calm yourself" he whispered
"His face filled with a grin
"Try and open wider
So I can get it in."
"It's coming now" he whispered
"I know" she cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said "I am glad I'm having this."
And with a final effort
She gave a frightened shout
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.
She lay back quite contended
Sighed and gave a smile
She said "I'm glad I came now
You made it worth my while."
Now if you read this carefully
The dentist you will find
Is not what you imagined
It's just your dirty mind!!
She whispered "will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me."
She said "I'm very frightened,
I've not had this before.
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore."
It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been a size.
"Calm yourself" he whispered
"His face filled with a grin
"Try and open wider
So I can get it in."
"It's coming now" he whispered
"I know" she cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said "I am glad I'm having this."
And with a final effort
She gave a frightened shout
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.
She lay back quite contended
Sighed and gave a smile
She said "I'm glad I came now
You made it worth my while."
Now if you read this carefully
The dentist you will find
Is not what you imagined
It's just your dirty mind!!
May 7th 2009 | 7:57 am
#239
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 9,606
Re: DBD33
I prefered
She whispered "will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me."
She said "I'm very frightened,
I've not had this before.
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore."
It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been a size.
"Calm yourself" he whispered
"His face filled with a grin
"Try and open wider
So I can get it in."
"It's coming now" he whispered
"I know" she cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said "I am glad I'm having this."
And with a final effort
She gave a frightened shout
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.
She lay back quite contended
Sighed and gave a smile
She said "I'm glad I came now
You made it worth my while."
Now if you read this carefully
The dentist you will find
Is not what you imagined
It's just your dirty mind!!
She whispered "will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me."
She said "I'm very frightened,
I've not had this before.
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore."
It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been a size.
"Calm yourself" he whispered
"His face filled with a grin
"Try and open wider
So I can get it in."
"It's coming now" he whispered
"I know" she cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said "I am glad I'm having this."
And with a final effort
She gave a frightened shout
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.
She lay back quite contended
Sighed and gave a smile
She said "I'm glad I came now
You made it worth my while."
Now if you read this carefully
The dentist you will find
Is not what you imagined
It's just your dirty mind!!
May 7th 2009 | 7:59 am
#240
Moderαtor Emeritus
Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 30,771
From: Upstate South Carolina
