British Expats - In To-day's Newspapers

So, they've started the confiscations. Who's next? What's Staggs reaction?Another meeting where he'll explain the difficulties of diplomacy in India? The ToI did an article on him on Monday. The introduction called him 'The popular British Commissioner" Probably referring to his popularity on the cocktail party round. He is a non event as far as representing UK citizens. He should at least attempt to scare this lot by threatening to start investigating the 8,000plus, Goans in Swindon. Not cricket, dear boy, I hear. No its not a game.
It's quite ironic, when "That Woman" was asked why she was prepared to spend up to a million quid searching N. Africa for her gun running son, she answered, because he's British. Well, well, what are we?

Time to button my lips.

Wally.

k800mer

Mar 1st 2011 4:08 pm

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Originally Posted by johnny five (Post 9210943)

Very confused here?

If they are spraying (cbc) bitches, what are they spraying them with? Maybe aftershave so the male dogs think they are blokes?

Alternatively, splaying (k800etc) could have undesired results. If they splay their back legs it would probabably encourage mating? Splaying their front legs, however will result in instant death, as any SAS/Marine Commando will tell you.

Maybe it would be best to stick with spaying (Oxford Dictionary), as suggested by Monika/Maneka Ghandi, innit?

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Just cause your a walking dictionary, innit!

johnny five

Mar 3rd 2011 8:14 am

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http://www.indianexpress.com/news/go...-woes/757161/0

And they gave them 3 weeks notice.....

And the sums involved were ONE governmemt ministers drug/real estate/general bribes for about 15 minutes!

God 'elp them poor b'stards............

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johnny five

Mar 3rd 2011 8:56 am

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http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/c...ow/7623837.cms

Monkeys trading with chimps............will the gorilla join in, or is "Churchill" busy intimidating voters elsewhere at present?

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rdenero

Mar 5th 2011 9:05 am

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Originally Posted by johnny five (Post 9216284)

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/c...ow/7623837.cms

Monkeys trading with chimps............will the gorilla join in, or is "Churchill" busy intimidating voters elsewhere at present?

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Hello Sooty, How are you? is this persons hand givening you any problem.
I am always here to help.If he is not around check out..........[email protected]

johnny five

Mar 5th 2011 10:08 am

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Originally Posted by rdenero (Post 9220104)

Hello Sooty, How are you? is this persons hand givening you any problem.
I am always here to help.If he is not around check out..........[email protected]

Thought I had found the solution to my chafing problems.....but your link will not work?

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rdenero

Mar 5th 2011 10:14 am

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Originally Posted by johnny five (Post 9220203)

Thought I had found the solution to my chafing problems.....but your link will not work?

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So sorry...... You cannot better i could scratch as any Indian will confirm.

Petroleum Jelly is good for Chaffing? If that helps.

johnny five

Mar 9th 2011 4:49 am

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http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/c...ow/7662041.cms

As said before p*ss up in a brewery comes to mind, but why is this news, it was an inevitability......

johnny five

Mar 9th 2011 4:56 am

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http://oheraldo.in/news/Local%20News...rum/46295.html

And the next load of old b*ll*cks from the Indian media!

For a start, its a Russian porn site, and not particularly soft, so be warned!

Next, what does a womens forum founded to stop abuse of working Indian women think they can do to "remove" it, and why would they want/feel the need to?

The level of stupidity and ignorance is mind-blowing.....

Chameleons

Mar 9th 2011 5:10 pm

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http://oheraldo.in/newscategory/Letters/13

Check out the last letter from Ian Jones, UK!!!!!! :thumbdown:

Do you want to explain the omission in FEMA of the words "continuous" or "contiguous" again, Andy?

Heh ho.

a_f_d

Mar 9th 2011 10:11 pm

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Originally Posted by Chameleons (Post 9229870)

reads like a troll to me - anyone know if he's real?

AndyD 8-)#

Chameleons

Mar 10th 2011 12:04 am

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Originally Posted by a_f_d (Post 9230295)

reads like a troll to me - anyone know if he's real?

AndyD 8-)#