Driving in Canada
#46
Re: Driving in Canada
As for the courteous drivers of BC, after the spirited drivers of Portugal, let's see how many months it will take until you request a full frontal lobotomy for driving purposes.
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and don't forget that when merging onto a motorway (which you must perform badly and without consideration for anyone around you), you MUST MUST MUST, get yourself into the middle lane IMMEDIATELY and stay there for the entire journey.
On nearing your destination and needing to leave the middle lane to exit the motorway (or if you happen to spot a Tim Hortons; it's illegal not to have a cup of this stuff in your car at all times), you must then - without indicating of course - just swerve across those lanes to come off.
Wacky Races has nothing on this place.
On nearing your destination and needing to leave the middle lane to exit the motorway (or if you happen to spot a Tim Hortons; it's illegal not to have a cup of this stuff in your car at all times), you must then - without indicating of course - just swerve across those lanes to come off.
Wacky Races has nothing on this place.
When I first came to Ireland in 98 there was no such thing as an MOT for cars, only half the population bothered with insurance, most people got their driving license by saying three 'hail Marys'...and if you got caught speeding it didn't matter because EVERYONE in Ireland has a relative in the guards (police) that can get them off with it
Things changed drastically in the 00ties and as motorways began to appear, this 'hog-the-middle-lane' syndrome became rife!...as did the 'silver-car-syndrome' and the 'fine-weather-fog-light-syndrome'...(which basically involves driving around showing off your fog lights on a sunny day but then turning them off when it's really insanely foggy!.
Over the years penalty points came in along with more stringent enforcement of road traffic laws and it's been amazing to see how the overall standard of driving has improved so much in the space of ten years.
I'm alarmed though to discover through this thread that Canadian drivers seem to be at the poor level the Irish were over 10 years ago.
Just another thought though...perhaps it's just that us BEs have adopted a better standard of driving because our driving test was harder and the police in the UK are very unforgiving...??????....
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FACT.
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Awesome section of road to "drive" in the TR6 when no one else is around.
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It is an interesting question and deserves more research. How long does it take a Brit to lose their world leading driving skills once they move to Canada? A month? A year?
At first thought it must be a gradual change. I don't remember waking up one morning and thinking that I had finally assimilated so I don't need to use blinkers or mirrors again.
On second thoughts, and seeing the number of ******* idiots trying to drive out of the airport a couple of hours after a BA plane lands, it might be almost instantaneous.
At first thought it must be a gradual change. I don't remember waking up one morning and thinking that I had finally assimilated so I don't need to use blinkers or mirrors again.
On second thoughts, and seeing the number of ******* idiots trying to drive out of the airport a couple of hours after a BA plane lands, it might be almost instantaneous.
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Around here there are so many oldies that it's hard to differentiate between the crap drivers and the living dead. I was watching a seriously old biddy in Walmart the other day struggling to put a bag of onions onto the checkout conveyor belt whilst still holding onto her wheely walking frame thing. I was actually curious enough about how she was going to get her shopping home that I slowed down my own shopping to watch the outcome. Sure enough, after much faffing and a change of oxygen cylinder, she managed to get out to the car park. She then proceeded, with the aid of Santa's (Walmart's) Helpers, to get her shopping and self into an ENORMOUS SUV! She couldn't turn her head to see if there was anything behind her before lurching out of her parking space and kangarooing off towards the highway.
Thank God I was going the other way!
Thank God I was going the other way!
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Around here there are so many oldies that it's hard to differentiate between the crap drivers and the living dead. I was watching a seriously old biddy in Walmart the other day struggling to put a bag of onions onto the checkout conveyor belt whilst still holding onto her wheely walking frame thing. I was actually curious enough about how she was going to get her shopping home that I slowed down my own shopping to watch the outcome. Sure enough, after much faffing and a change of oxygen cylinder, she managed to get out to the car park. She then proceeded, with the aid of Santa's (Walmart's) Helpers, to get her shopping and self into an ENORMOUS SUV! She couldn't turn her head to see if there was anything behind her before lurching out of her parking space and kangarooing off towards the highway.
Thank God I was going the other way!
Thank God I was going the other way!
Last edited by Gazman; Dec 6th 2012 at 7:47 pm. Reason: up
#56
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I know the bit of road you are on about. I'll be in an F350 .... or our Jeep.
Later a motorbike will join the wheeled stable.
I can see why it might be a blast in your TR6
Thanks for tip on speed Camera's.
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It is an interesting question and deserves more research. How long does it take a Brit to lose their world leading driving skills once they move to Canada? A month? A year?
At first thought it must be a gradual change. I don't remember waking up one morning and thinking that I had finally assimilated so I don't need to use blinkers or mirrors again.
On second thoughts, and seeing the number of ******* idiots trying to drive out of the airport a couple of hours after a BA plane lands, it might be almost instantaneous.
At first thought it must be a gradual change. I don't remember waking up one morning and thinking that I had finally assimilated so I don't need to use blinkers or mirrors again.
On second thoughts, and seeing the number of ******* idiots trying to drive out of the airport a couple of hours after a BA plane lands, it might be almost instantaneous.