Wot tings ave yous learrnt tooday?
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Re: Wot tings ave yous learrnt tooday?
Something I learnt yesterday...
A colleague who is useless, was replaced at the start of term. I learnt however, when she called up yesterday, that no one's actually told her she no longer has a job. Lucky I'm highly qualified in the art of bullshite. It's not my place to tell her. Tad embarrassing though.
A colleague who is useless, was replaced at the start of term. I learnt however, when she called up yesterday, that no one's actually told her she no longer has a job. Lucky I'm highly qualified in the art of bullshite. It's not my place to tell her. Tad embarrassing though.
#152
Re: Wot tings ave yous learrnt tooday?
As soon as flaming possible I hope. She's asking questions that because she no longer has a right to know, I can't answer honestly. Whilst I don't like the woman, and whilst she's totally fricking useless, this is a nightmare.
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Re: Wot tings ave yous learrnt tooday?
not really fair on anyone is it, you're right, what a nightmare!
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Re: Wot tings ave yous learrnt tooday?
1) That you should never use burgundy hair dye near a pale blue bathmat......four washes later its still there
2) Kitchen floors should be scrubbed more than once every 11 months even if the kitchen is only the size of a broom cupboard
3) If you put out a couple of hob nobs on the back porch you can attract a whole flock of rosellas, but if you put out food labelled "Guaranteed to attract parrots and rosellas" they will turn up their beaks and go elsewhere
4) Being at work really IS more relaxing than having four days off
2) Kitchen floors should be scrubbed more than once every 11 months even if the kitchen is only the size of a broom cupboard
3) If you put out a couple of hob nobs on the back porch you can attract a whole flock of rosellas, but if you put out food labelled "Guaranteed to attract parrots and rosellas" they will turn up their beaks and go elsewhere
4) Being at work really IS more relaxing than having four days off
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Re: Wot tings ave yous learrnt tooday?
That people 'wasting' visa's and/or attempting to scam the immigration process, pisses me off more than it ever did before now that I'm an Australian Citizen.
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I'd noticed Unfortunately as a Mod I have to bite my tongue, but you do seem to put some of my thoughts into words.....
#164
Re: Wot tings ave yous learrnt tooday?
In all innocence, can I ask why this offends you so much?
#165
Re: Wot tings ave yous learrnt tooday?
As life is a glorious journey filled with wondrous experience we constantly learn new things (wretch).... today I've discovered
1) The Yanks call Tunisia 'Tune - eesh - year'
2) My 1 year old cat, Outboard, can lay a turd the size of King Kong's finger
3) A massive brown stripey spider found in the car can evade an industrial hoover
What about yous?
1) The Yanks call Tunisia 'Tune - eesh - year'
2) My 1 year old cat, Outboard, can lay a turd the size of King Kong's finger
3) A massive brown stripey spider found in the car can evade an industrial hoover
What about yous?