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Old Feb 11th 2011, 5:16 am
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Originally Posted by alistairboyle View Post
That when drunk, my neighbours say "f**k", more often than usual.
I'd mention it. Then maybe they can raise their game when not drunk.
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Old Feb 11th 2011, 6:02 am
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NOT to go retail therapy shopping on a pay day, alone (as in no kids) and with lots of time to spare.
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Old Feb 11th 2011, 6:09 am
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Originally Posted by scottishcelts View Post
NOT to go retail therapy shopping on a pay day, alone (as in no kids) and with lots of time to spare.
bet it was fun though
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Old Feb 11th 2011, 6:17 am
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Originally Posted by Pollyana View Post
bet it was fun though
Twas great.
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Old Feb 12th 2011, 8:32 am
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Today i learnt that there is a college in America somewhere called cockshut hill college!
http://62.233.95.44

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Today I learnt that going into an Optus store and expecting intelligent staff is a really really stupid expectation. How I didn't lump the guy I do not know but rest assured, he knew I considered him and his colleague complete moronic dicks. :curse:
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Old Feb 12th 2011, 11:25 am
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Today im learning that family funerals are not good for yer health.
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Old Feb 12th 2011, 11:39 am
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Today I learnt that the risk of horrific scars from a breast reduction is too high.

No I didn't have a breast reduction today.
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Old Feb 12th 2011, 11:42 am
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Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly View Post
Today im learning that family funerals are not good for yer health.
Head hurting a little is it?

Today I learnt that geckoes have no shame and are happy to mate on the kitchen wall in full view anyone who happens to be passing
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Originally Posted by Pollyana View Post
Head hurting a little is it?

Today I learnt that geckoes have no shame and are happy to mate on the kitchen wall in full view anyone who happens to be passing
At least someone is having sex in yer house
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Old Feb 12th 2011, 12:28 pm
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Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly View Post
At least someone is having sex in yer house
its the only sex ever likely to happen round here, I know that
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Old Feb 12th 2011, 12:37 pm
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Originally Posted by Pollyana View Post
Head hurting a little is it?

Today I learnt that geckoes have no shame and are happy to mate on the kitchen wall in full view anyone who happens to be passing
Well, it could be worse. They could be doing it on the kitchen table
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Old Feb 12th 2011, 12:47 pm
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Well, it could be worse. They could be doing it on the kitchen table
They probably would if the kitchen was big enough to get a table into it One of them is now running round the room devouring every moth in sight, obvioously its given him an appetite
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Originally Posted by Pollyana View Post
They probably would if the kitchen was big enough to get a table into it One of them is now running round the room devouring every moth in sight, obvioously its given him an appetite
Are you sure it's not the mum-to-be?
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Old Feb 12th 2011, 1:22 pm
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Originally Posted by paulry View Post
Are you sure it's not the mum-to-be?
I guess it could be, I have no idea how to tell the sex of a gecko
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