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Old Jan 28th 2011, 12:00 am
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Originally Posted by hevs View Post
No matter what I do, how much I clean/ put lime, do the friggin chicken dance, my chickens are smelly smelly bastards and I just dont know what to do now
What sort of chicken shit excuse is that?
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Old Jan 28th 2011, 12:14 am
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That I will never call a chicken a chook
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Old Jan 28th 2011, 2:47 am
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Originally Posted by iamthecreaturefromuranus View Post
What sort of chicken shit excuse is that?
Pah! Its all I have

And NO NAPPIES. Had to LOL at someone who had there dog (well bitch) in nappies cos she was in season...I have never had the pleasure of this event, but it got me thinking thats for sure.....
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Old Jan 28th 2011, 12:37 pm
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That when putting a Library Book on 'hold' my 'ID Number' is my Library card Number and my 'PIN' the last 4 digits of my home phone number....


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Old Jan 28th 2011, 3:45 pm
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That i can hide a mates post on facebook
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Old Jan 28th 2011, 10:21 pm
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Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly View Post
That i can hide a mates post on facebook
I shall take it personally and cry myself to sleep today



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Originally Posted by Pollyana View Post
I shall take it personally and cry myself to sleep today



Yer a woman,no change there
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Old Jan 28th 2011, 10:33 pm
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Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly View Post
Yer a woman,no change there
We don't ALL cry ourselves to sleep every night you know - even I don't always Or maybe its the effect you have on some women?
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Old Jan 28th 2011, 10:55 pm
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Yer a woman,no change there
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We don't ALL cry ourselves to sleep every night you know - even I don't always Or maybe its the effect you have on some women?
Sorry to interupt but you two are beginning to sound like an old married couple!
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Old Jan 28th 2011, 10:58 pm
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Originally Posted by paulry View Post
Sorry to interupt but you two are beginning to sound like an old married couple!
Beginning???
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Old Jan 29th 2011, 1:22 am
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Originally Posted by paulry View Post
Sorry to interupt but you two are beginning to sound like an old married couple!
MARRIED

God forbid, once shackled, twice shy Go wash yer mouth out!!
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Old Jan 29th 2011, 1:37 am
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That if you need a "cocktail style dress" and are the size of a baby elephant, you should really have bought it when the shops had their party stuff out before Christmas.

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Old Jan 29th 2011, 2:19 am
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That Women generally are far better at detecting bullsheet than most blokes and spend their valuable time far more effectively.
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Michael Clarke still can't bat
You two only learnt these things recently?
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Old Jan 29th 2011, 2:22 am
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Originally Posted by moneypenny20 View Post
You two only learnt these things recently?
Hoping to get mind confirmed tomorrow ... anyway, today's thing:

Finding a Eastern Brown Snake skin in the gutters whilst cleaning them out is a Bad Thing.
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Old Jan 29th 2011, 2:46 am
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Something I learnt yesterday...

A colleague who is useless, was replaced at the start of term. I learnt however, when she called up yesterday, that no one's actually told her she no longer has a job. Lucky I'm highly qualified in the art of bullshite. It's not my place to tell her. Tad embarrassing though.
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