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Old Jan 26th 2011, 9:04 pm
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I've learnt that noodles in a cup a soup form a bug lump at the bottom of your mug.
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Old Jan 26th 2011, 9:58 pm
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Apart from porn
Not come across any of that yet , I must be moving in the wrong circles. Next I'll be told that drug availabilty is high here as well
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Old Jan 26th 2011, 9:58 pm
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Not come across any of that yet , I must be moving in the wrong circles. Next I'll be told that drug availabilty is high here as well
Nah, thats SA
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Old Jan 26th 2011, 10:00 pm
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Originally Posted by bezzanbob View Post
I've learnt that noodles in a cup a soup form a bug lump at the bottom of your mug.
That's a blast from the past! Pot Noodles are the same. Used to love them but they taste disgusting these days.
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Old Jan 26th 2011, 10:01 pm
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Nah, thats SA
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Old Jan 27th 2011, 10:11 am
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That when it comes to importing a boat into Australia customs officers have no clue what they are doing.......It's getting to the stage when I might need to employ a translator.
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Old Jan 27th 2011, 10:14 am
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No matter what I do, how much I clean/ put lime, do the friggin chicken dance, my chickens are smelly smelly bastards and I just dont know what to do now
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Old Jan 27th 2011, 1:54 pm
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No matter what I do, how much I clean/ put lime, do the friggin chicken dance, my chickens are smelly smelly bastards and I just dont know what to do now
You need a Chicken Superhero to come round and bath them for you
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Old Jan 27th 2011, 2:19 pm
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You need a Chicken Superhero to come round and bath them for you
I like to bath chicks
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Old Jan 27th 2011, 2:29 pm
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Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly View Post
I like to bath chicks
No dear, wrong sort, these chicks have feathers........
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Old Jan 27th 2011, 2:31 pm
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Originally Posted by Pollyana View Post
No dear, wrong sort, these chicks have feathers........
I'd give them a good plucking first
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Old Jan 27th 2011, 2:46 pm
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Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly View Post
I'd give them a good plucking first
Mind the feathers don't block the plughole then
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Old Jan 27th 2011, 10:06 pm
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Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly View Post
I'd give them a good plucking first
So we add beastiality to the list now..


Its not the chickens themselves, but the ground they walk on....Actually no, the ground the crap on
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Old Jan 27th 2011, 10:55 pm
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So we add beastiality to the list now..


Its not the chickens themselves, but the ground they walk on....Actually no, the ground the crap on
Maybe you need to put them in nappies.
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Old Jan 27th 2011, 11:26 pm
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Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly View Post
Maybe you need to put them in nappies.
There ya go Hevs, a way to keep the kids out of mischief, put them in charge of putting nappies on the chickens
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