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Old Jan 11th 2010 | 4:58 pm
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Originally Posted by spartacus
This thread's taken an unexpected turn for the worse . .
Yep, usual suspects too! The depravity of it!
 
Old Jan 11th 2010 | 5:03 pm
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Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders
Yep, usual suspects too! The depravity of it!
It's a sorry day when a straight-forward thread about a robotic sex-doll gets hijacked by the phnar-phnar gang . . .
 
Old Jan 11th 2010 | 5:07 pm
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Originally Posted by spartacus
It's a sorry day when a straight-forward thread about a robotic sex-doll gets hijacked by the phnar-phnar gang . . .
I don't see the connection to be honest. How these sick minds manage to twist the discussions in such a way is beyond me!
 
Old Jan 11th 2010 | 5:08 pm
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Originally Posted by spartacus
It's a sorry day when a straight-forward thread about a robotic sex-doll gets hijacked by the phnar-phnar gang . . .
You can't be talking about me because I've only ever been a member of the Phwoop-Phwoop Gang?
 
Old Jan 11th 2010 | 5:09 pm
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Originally Posted by DunRoaminTheUK
You can't be talking about me because I've only ever been a member of the Phwoop-Phwoop Gang?
I thought you were in the Blood Hound Gang?
 
Old Jan 11th 2010 | 5:10 pm
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Default Re: "She doesn't cook and she doesn't clean . . . "

Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders
I thought you were in the Blood Hound Gang?
You already know too much........
 
Old Jan 11th 2010 | 5:12 pm
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Originally Posted by DunRoaminTheUK
You already know too much........
I knew you learned your carnal ways from the Discovery Channel
 
Old Jan 11th 2010 | 5:14 pm
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I knew you learned your carnal ways from the Discovery Channel
I've never been on a barge in my life........
 
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Originally Posted by DunRoaminTheUK
So, you're going for the spit-roast option and I'm guessing you're going to be on the spit (they might throw a strap-on in for free if you're buying two)?
I'm hoping one can make the dinner whilst I am loving the other......
 
Old Jan 11th 2010 | 5:24 pm
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Originally Posted by kporte
I'm hoping one can make the dinner whilst I am loving the other......
Apparently, to make them as true to life as possible the manufacturers have stated that not every unit shipped will swallow and it's just down to luck as to whether or not they do?
 
Old Jan 11th 2010 | 5:41 pm
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Originally Posted by DunRoaminTheUK
Apparently, to make them as true to life as possible the manufacturers have stated that not every unit shipped will swallow and it's just down to luck as to whether or not they do?
how do they test them anyway? There's got to be some kind of QA.
 
Old Jan 11th 2010 | 7:14 pm
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When I first met my beautiful girlfriend...she was every mans dream. A whore in the bedroom and an angel in the kitchen. Once married she became an angel in the bedroom and a whore in the Kitchen -anon
 
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Guys, first of all a quick hello as I've just signed up, my other half (Mochinbach) usually posts on here. Having read this post I just had to sign up and let you know how much this thread has made me laugh!

People pay for that kind of comedy! Nice work guys
 
Old Jan 11th 2010 | 10:01 pm
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Av had worse than that after a night on the piss and theres more life in them.
 

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