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Old Jan 10th 2010 | 10:30 pm
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Originally Posted by Bambi in Sydney
I dunno... I must say I'm quite intrigued by the whole thing...
Apart from anything else, she's so unattractive Why would they make her like that?
 
Old Jan 10th 2010 | 10:31 pm
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Originally Posted by moneypenny20
Apart from anything else, she's so unattractive Why would they make her like that?
Yeah, I know, I thought that. But then I thought maybe men liked women that looked like that
 
Old Jan 10th 2010 | 10:45 pm
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I can't help but wonder, if "she" could, emmm, not let you have it? If you are like, honey, let's go - and she's like "nope".
 
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Originally Posted by newjersey
I can't help but wonder, if "she" could, emmm, not let you have it? If you are like, honey, let's go - and she's like "nope".
I think the idea is you don't have to ask......
 
Old Jan 10th 2010 | 10:58 pm
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Originally Posted by newjersey
I can't help but wonder, if "she" could, emmm, not let you have it? If you are like, honey, let's go - and she's like "nope".
That would be 'Frigid Farrah' mode
 
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Originally Posted by Bambi in Sydney
That would be 'Frigid Farrah' mode
They don't really give any info do they? I mean she's robotic so does she talk or just move? Do you have to have the remote in your hand and remember to work that whilst your mind is elsewhere? Could you be erm, nearing the end, and press the wrong button and suffer some painful consequence? Does she have a removable section for ease of cleaning? What happens if she develops a 'short'? Do you plug her in or is it batteries? How long are the batteries life?


So many questions and in all honesty I don't think I want the answers but then I think I do
 
Old Jan 11th 2010 | 12:08 am
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Originally Posted by moneypenny20
..........What happens if she develops a 'short'?..........


So many questions and in all honesty I don't think I want the answers but then I think I do
No way to tell, really. Darwin awards nomination comes to mind. This would be the most painful experience ever me thinks, and a freaking circus waiting for you in the emergency room. Then an attribution in the Weird news section titled ZZZZZAAPPP!!!


Could you be erm, nearing the end, and press the wrong button and suffer some painful consequence?
In the context of being with an organic version of this thing and not taking the "button" in its literal sense - been there, done that, won't tell at risk of being banned. LOL

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Old Jan 11th 2010 | 12:26 am
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Originally Posted by newjersey
No way to tell, really. Darwin awards nomination comes to mind. This would be the most painful experience ever me thinks, and a freaking circus waiting for you in the emergency room. Then an attribution in the Weird news section titled ZZZZZAAPPP!!!




In the context of being with an organic version of this thing and not taking the "button" in its literal sense - been there, done that, won't tell at risk of being banned. LOL
The more I think about it (which is disturbing in itself) the more questions that come to mind. Does she have feelings, if the bloke doesn't perform to her programming needs does she make her dissatisfaction known? Oh I wish I'd not seen this thread
 
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Originally Posted by moneypenny20
The more I think about it (which is disturbing in itself) the more questions that come to mind. Does she have feelings, if the bloke doesn't perform to her programming needs does she make her dissatisfaction known? Oh I wish I'd not seen this thread
Hey Moneypenny, maybe they do a male version !
 
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Originally Posted by moneypenny20
The more I think about it (which is disturbing in itself) the more questions that come to mind. Does she have feelings, if the bloke doesn't perform to her programming needs does she make her dissatisfaction known? Oh I wish I'd not seen this thread
If 'she' can talk, and possesses artificial intelligence, surely a time will come when she turns round and says . . .

"You only ever spend time with me when you want sex . . ." (in a Metal Mickey sort of voice)
 
Old Jan 11th 2010 | 6:01 am
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Originally Posted by Bambi in Sydney
Hey Moneypenny, maybe they do a male version !
in a meantime gals can use a short-cut (version)
 
Old Jan 11th 2010 | 6:17 am
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Originally Posted by renth
Why would anyone pay for the "Frigid Farrah" model?

Unless the bloke enjoys forcing himself on someone who is saying "no".
Maybe its for the guy who likes playing hard to get?
 
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Yeah but what good is she to a guy if she does'nt cook and clean?
 
Old Jan 11th 2010 | 6:28 am
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Originally Posted by Bambi in Sydney
Hey Moneypenny, maybe they do a male version !
It says on the last page that they are "currently working on the male version 'Rocky'".
I wonder what he'll do and look like.
 
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Originally Posted by Lyx
It says on the last page that they are "currently working on the male version 'Rocky'".
I wonder what he'll do and look like.
You;d have to pump it full of beer and charge it off of a sports channel for a few hours before he'd be able to function LOL.
 


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