"She doesn't cook and she doesn't clean . . . "
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I can't help but wonder, if "she" could, emmm, not let you have it? If you are like, honey, let's go - and she's like "nope".
#36
They don't really give any info do they? I mean she's robotic so does she talk or just move? Do you have to have the remote in your hand and remember to work that whilst your mind is elsewhere? Could you be erm, nearing the end, and press the wrong button and suffer some painful consequence? Does she have a removable section for ease of cleaning? What happens if she develops a 'short'? Do you plug her in or is it batteries? How long are the batteries life?
So many questions and in all honesty I don't think I want the answers but then I think I do
So many questions and in all honesty I don't think I want the answers but then I think I do
#37
Could you be erm, nearing the end, and press the wrong button and suffer some painful consequence?
Last edited by newjersey; Jan 11th 2010 at 12:12 am.
#38
No way to tell, really. Darwin awards nomination comes to mind. This would be the most painful experience ever me thinks, and a freaking circus waiting for you in the emergency room. Then an attribution in the Weird news section titled ZZZZZAAPPP!!!
In the context of being with an organic version of this thing and not taking the "button" in its literal sense - been there, done that, won't tell at risk of being banned. LOL
In the context of being with an organic version of this thing and not taking the "button" in its literal sense - been there, done that, won't tell at risk of being banned. LOL
The more I think about it (which is disturbing in itself) the more questions that come to mind. Does she have feelings, if the bloke doesn't perform to her programming needs does she make her dissatisfaction known? Oh I wish I'd not seen this thread
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Yeah but what good is she to a guy if she does'nt cook and clean?




Why would they make her like that?
