But he would still need an orange box to stand on to shag her

The colour wouldn't matter as long as it was a big box. With a smaller one to get on the big one.

They're all the same when they're lying down.

Your average 6ft 5in bloke is going to have his wife looking at his chest.

OMG What a conversation. Have to say I saw this in SMH yesterday and wondered if `she` had to rinsed out occasionally!

Ready available to all desperate perves.

Both of mine are on Priority dispatch....

Jeez, she's more expensive than I am and I have far more moods than she does and you only have to remember the one name.

Now that's a point, why would you need different names for her? Would she complain if she was in Roxxxy mode and you called her Farrah? She's a bit thin, 170cm and 54kg? Needs a feed what with all that exercise.

What will she weigh after six months though?

Doesn't bear thinking about really, or how she'd smell

With her nose?

Sooooooo predictable

Moi?
Honestly, would it not just be the saddest thing in the world humping that thing?

It is. I was looking at her and just couldn't imagine how low you (general obviously) must have got in your life to be prepared to pay that money just to hump that. A porn mag and and a hand shandy would be cheaper and just as satisfying I'd have thought, at least you could turn the pages and read the 'articles'.

Deffo. Madness!

I dunno... I must say I'm quite intrigued by the whole thing...