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spartacus Jan 10th 2010 5:58 pm

"She doesn't cook and she doesn't clean . . . "
 
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/glance/99...robot-unveiled

LaLaLayla Jan 10th 2010 6:02 pm

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Originally Posted by spartacus (Post 8236806)

Good grief! Why does she have that funny nose?

LaLaLayla Jan 10th 2010 6:04 pm

Re: "She doesn't cook and she doesn't clean . . . "
 
I liked the quote from The Age: "my girlfriend's hot, but she has a built-in cooling system" :D

DeadVim Jan 10th 2010 6:05 pm

Re: "She doesn't cook and she doesn't clean . . . "
 
Five personalities ... my OH can beat that on any given day.

Kooky. Jan 10th 2010 6:08 pm

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Thank Dog for that - I wondered why you'd started a thread about me, Sparty.

DeadVim Jan 10th 2010 6:08 pm

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And check out the other pictures on there ... yew ... the last one looks like Catherine Tate.

spartacus Jan 10th 2010 6:09 pm

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Originally Posted by Bambi in Sydney (Post 8236815)
Good grief! Why does she have that funny nose?

Perhaps it's Michael Jackson's old one . . . you know the mantra "Recycle, Reuse, Re . . . erm . . ." sorry I've forgotten the last one.

spartacus Jan 10th 2010 6:13 pm

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Originally Posted by DeadVim (Post 8236827)
And check out the other pictures on there ... yew ... the last one looks like Catherine Tate.

Picture three . . . .

". . . what did you do today at work daddy?"


or


"To me"

"To you"

"To me"

"To you" . . .

renth Jan 10th 2010 6:21 pm

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Why would anyone pay for the "Frigid Farrah" model?

Unless the bloke enjoys forcing himself on someone who is saying "no".

spartacus Jan 10th 2010 6:23 pm

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Originally Posted by renth (Post 8236849)
Why would anyone pay for the "Frigid Farrah" model?

Unless the bloke enjoys forcing himself on someone who is saying "no".

I think it's a mode not a model . . . flick a button, that sort of thing . . .

kporte Jan 10th 2010 6:25 pm

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Christ..... It makes visiting a prostitute seem romantic. Do you just empty her when she gets a runny nose?

renth Jan 10th 2010 6:40 pm

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pic 2 looks like Lady Gaga,

you'd have to hope it didn't come with a penis included.

LaLaLayla Jan 10th 2010 6:53 pm

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Originally Posted by renth (Post 8236893)
pic 2 looks like Lady Gaga,

you'd have to hope it didn't come with a penis included.

You can probably get one as an add-on attachment, just for a bit of variety...

BadgeIsBack Jan 10th 2010 6:54 pm

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Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8236860)
Christ..... It makes visiting a prostitute seem romantic. Do you just empty her when she gets a runny nose?

Just hose it out once in a while. The later ones will have nozzles which take a garden 18mm attachment.

kporte Jan 10th 2010 6:56 pm

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Originally Posted by BadgeIsBack (Post 8236916)
Just hose it out once in a while. The later ones will have nozzles which take a garden 18mm attachment.

Takes an 18mm attachment? Bernie will be glad to hear there is a girl out there for him...


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