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-   -   "She doesn't cook and she doesn't clean . . . " (https://britishexpats.com/forum/barbie-92/she-doesnt-cook-she-doesnt-clean-648501/)

Lyx Jan 11th 2010 7:17 am
Re: "She doesn't cook and she doesn't clean . . . "
 
Originally Posted by newjersey (Post 8238992)
You;d have to pump it full of beer and charge it off of a sports channel for a few hours before he'd be able to function LOL.
:rofl:
They may even launch 'Rocky viagra' :p

DeadVim Jan 11th 2010 7:24 am
Re: "She doesn't cook and she doesn't clean . . . "
 
Robotic Sex ... I don't need to pay 10 grand for that, I'm married ...

kporte Jan 11th 2010 7:40 am
Re: "She doesn't cook and she doesn't clean . . . "
 
Originally Posted by DeadVim (Post 8239026)
Robotic Sex ... I don't need to pay 10 grand for that, I'm married ...
It'll have cost you way more than 10 grand then......

livinginreality Jan 11th 2010 8:37 am
Re: "She doesn't cook and she doesn't clean . . . "
 
Originally Posted by DeadVim (Post 8239026)
Robotic Sex ... I don't need to pay 10 grand for that, I'm married ...
:rofl:

DeadVim Jan 11th 2010 9:50 am
Re: "She doesn't cook and she doesn't clean . . . "
 
Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8239077)
It'll have cost you way more than 10 grand then......
Aye, we all pay for sex one way or the other ... the payment one way or the other that is.

Actually, it works however you interpret it.

kporte Jan 11th 2010 10:30 am
Re: "She doesn't cook and she doesn't clean . . . "
 
Originally Posted by DeadVim (Post 8239458)
Aye, we all pay for sex one way or the other ... the payment one way or the other that is.

Actually, it works however you interpret it.
One way or the other....... Sounds about right:D

Lord_Farquar Jan 11th 2010 1:23 pm
Re: "She doesn't cook and she doesn't clean . . . "
 
Originally Posted by DeadVim (Post 8239026)
Robotic Sex ... I don't need to pay 10 grand for that, I'm married ...
I bet the robot doesn't complain about bum fun though.

DeadVim Jan 11th 2010 1:57 pm
Re: "She doesn't cook and she doesn't clean . . . "
 
Originally Posted by Lord_Farquar (Post 8239976)
I bet the robot doesn't complain about bum fun though.
The K9 model would happily do it doggy style but I think you'd need the Arse2D2 for what you have in mind. And C3Pee0 needs refilling after use.

'Bender' is only available in specialist outlets.

Lord_Farquar Jan 11th 2010 1:59 pm
Re: "She doesn't cook and she doesn't clean . . . "
 
Originally Posted by DeadVim (Post 8240078)
The K9 model would happily do it doggy style but I think you'd need the Arse2D2 for what you have in mind. And C3Pee0 needs refilling after use.

'Bender' is only available in specialist outlets.
Stilnox is cheaper.

DeadVim Jan 11th 2010 2:03 pm
Re: "She doesn't cook and she doesn't clean . . . "
 
Originally Posted by Lord_Farquar (Post 8240083)
Stilnox is cheaper.
I had to Google that, I thought they were a Thrash Metal band.

scottishcelts Jan 11th 2010 4:18 pm
Re: "She doesn't cook and she doesn't clean . . . "
 
Originally Posted by DeadVim (Post 8240078)
The K9 model would happily do it doggy style but I think you'd need the Arse2D2 for what you have in mind. And C3Pee0 needs refilling after use.

'Bender' is only available in specialist outlets.
:rofl:

scottishcelts Jan 11th 2010 4:21 pm
Re: "She doesn't cook and she doesn't clean . . . "
 
Originally Posted by Lord_Farquar (Post 8240083)
Stilnox is cheaper.
:ohmy:

kporte Jan 11th 2010 4:52 pm
Re: "She doesn't cook and she doesn't clean . . . "
 
Originally Posted by Lord_Farquar (Post 8239976)
I bet the robot doesn't complain about bum fun though.
The Mrs been going on.....?

DunRoaminTheUK Jan 11th 2010 4:54 pm
Re: "She doesn't cook and she doesn't clean . . . "
 
Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8237111)
Both of mine are on Priority dispatch....
So, you're going for the spit-roast option and I'm guessing you're going to be on the spit (they might throw a strap-on in for free if you're buying two)?

spartacus Jan 11th 2010 4:56 pm
Re: "She doesn't cook and she doesn't clean . . . "
 
This thread's taken an unexpected turn for the worse . .


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