"She doesn't cook and she doesn't clean . . . "
 

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Good grief! Why does she have that funny nose?

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I liked the quote from The Age: "my girlfriend's hot, but she has a built-in cooling system" :D

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Five personalities ... my OH can beat that on any given day.

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Thank Dog for that - I wondered why you'd started a thread about me, Sparty.

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And check out the other pictures on there ... yew ... the last one looks like Catherine Tate.

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Perhaps it's Michael Jackson's old one . . . you know the mantra "Recycle, Reuse, Re . . . erm . . ." sorry I've forgotten the last one.

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Picture three . . . .

". . . what did you do today at work daddy?"


or


"To me"

"To you"

"To me"

"To you" . . .

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Why would anyone pay for the "Frigid Farrah" model?

Unless the bloke enjoys forcing himself on someone who is saying "no".

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I think it's a mode not a model . . . flick a button, that sort of thing . . .

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Christ..... It makes visiting a prostitute seem romantic. Do you just empty her when she gets a runny nose?

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pic 2 looks like Lady Gaga,

you'd have to hope it didn't come with a penis included.

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You can probably get one as an add-on attachment, just for a bit of variety...

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Just hose it out once in a while. The later ones will have nozzles which take a garden 18mm attachment.

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Takes an 18mm attachment? Bernie will be glad to hear there is a girl out there for him...

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But he would still need an orange box to stand on to shag her

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The colour wouldn't matter as long as it was a big box. With a smaller one to get on the big one.:lol:

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They're all the same when they're lying down.

Your average 6ft 5in bloke is going to have his wife looking at his chest.

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OMG What a conversation. Have to say I saw this in SMH yesterday and wondered if `she` had to rinsed out occasionally!

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Ready available to all desperate perves.

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Both of mine are on Priority dispatch....

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Jeez, she's more expensive than I am and I have far more moods than she does and you only have to remember the one name.

Now that's a point, why would you need different names for her? Would she complain if she was in Roxxxy mode and you called her Farrah? She's a bit thin, 170cm and 54kg? Needs a feed what with all that exercise.

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What will she weigh after six months though?

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Doesn't bear thinking about really, or how she'd smell :eek:

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With her nose?

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Sooooooo predictable :rolleyes::lol:

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Moi? :lol:
Honestly, would it not just be the saddest thing in the world humping that thing?

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It is. I was looking at her and just couldn't imagine how low you (general obviously) must have got in your life to be prepared to pay that money just to hump that. A porn mag and and a hand shandy would be cheaper and just as satisfying I'd have thought, at least you could turn the pages and read the 'articles'. :blink:

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Deffo. Madness!

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I dunno... I must say I'm quite intrigued by the whole thing...

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Apart from anything else, she's so unattractive :confused: Why would they make her like that?

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Yeah, I know, I thought that. But then I thought maybe men liked women that looked like that :confused:

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I can't help but wonder, if "she" could, emmm, not let you have it? If you are like, honey, let's go - and she's like "nope". :rofl:

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I think the idea is you don't have to ask......

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That would be 'Frigid Farrah' mode :D

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They don't really give any info do they? I mean she's robotic so does she talk or just move? Do you have to have the remote in your hand and remember to work that whilst your mind is elsewhere? Could you be erm, nearing the end, and press the wrong button and suffer some painful consequence? Does she have a removable section for ease of cleaning? What happens if she develops a 'short'? Do you plug her in or is it batteries? How long are the batteries life?


So many questions and in all honesty I don't think I want the answers but then I think I do :unsure:

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No way to tell, really. Darwin awards nomination comes to mind. This would be the most painful experience ever me thinks, and a freaking circus waiting for you in the emergency room. Then an attribution in the Weird news section titled ZZZZZAAPPP!!!


In the context of being with an organic version of this thing and not taking the "button" in its literal sense - been there, done that, won't tell at risk of being banned. LOL

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:lol: The more I think about it (which is disturbing in itself) the more questions that come to mind. Does she have feelings, if the bloke doesn't perform to her programming needs does she make her dissatisfaction known? Oh I wish I'd not seen this thread :blink:

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Hey Moneypenny, maybe they do a male version :D !

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If 'she' can talk, and possesses artificial intelligence, surely a time will come when she turns round and says . . .

"You only ever spend time with me when you want sex . . ." (in a Metal Mickey sort of voice)