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Re: "She doesn't cook and she doesn't clean . . . "
Originally Posted by kporte
(Post 8236918)
Takes an 18mm attachment? Bernie will be glad to hear there is a girl out there for him...
But he would still need an orange box to stand on to shag her |
Re: "She doesn't cook and she doesn't clean . . . "
Originally Posted by jond
(Post 8236930)
But he would still need an orange box to stand on to shag her
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Re: "She doesn't cook and she doesn't clean . . . "
Originally Posted by kporte
(Post 8236932)
The colour wouldn't matter as long as it was a big box. With a smaller one to get on the big one.:lol:
Your average 6ft 5in bloke is going to have his wife looking at his chest. |
Re: "She doesn't cook and she doesn't clean . . . "
OMG What a conversation. Have to say I saw this in SMH yesterday and wondered if `she` had to rinsed out occasionally!
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Re: "She doesn't cook and she doesn't clean . . . "
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Re: "She doesn't cook and she doesn't clean . . . "
Originally Posted by Nu-Shooz
(Post 8237105)
Ready available to all desperate perves.
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Re: "She doesn't cook and she doesn't clean . . . "
Jeez, she's more expensive than I am and I have far more moods than she does and you only have to remember the one name.
Now that's a point, why would you need different names for her? Would she complain if she was in Roxxxy mode and you called her Farrah? She's a bit thin, 170cm and 54kg? Needs a feed what with all that exercise. |
Re: "She doesn't cook and she doesn't clean . . . "
Originally Posted by moneypenny20
(Post 8237215)
Jeez, she's more expensive than I am and I have far more moods than she does and you only have to remember the one name.
Now that's a point, why would you need different names for her? Would she complain if she was in Roxxxy mode and you called her Farrah? She's a bit thin, 170cm and 54kg? Needs a feed what with all that exercise. |
Re: "She doesn't cook and she doesn't clean . . . "
Originally Posted by kporte
(Post 8237220)
What will she weigh after six months though?
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Re: "She doesn't cook and she doesn't clean . . . "
Originally Posted by moneypenny20
(Post 8237238)
Doesn't bear thinking about really, or how she'd smell :eek:
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Re: "She doesn't cook and she doesn't clean . . . "
Originally Posted by kporte
(Post 8237240)
With her nose?
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Re: "She doesn't cook and she doesn't clean . . . "
Originally Posted by moneypenny20
(Post 8237257)
Sooooooo predictable :rolleyes::lol:
Honestly, would it not just be the saddest thing in the world humping that thing? |
Re: "She doesn't cook and she doesn't clean . . . "
Originally Posted by kporte
(Post 8237267)
Moi? :lol:
Honestly, would it not just be the saddest thing in the world humping that thing? |
Re: "She doesn't cook and she doesn't clean . . . "
Originally Posted by moneypenny20
(Post 8237277)
It is. I was looking at her and just couldn't imagine how low you (general obviously) must have got in your life to be prepared to pay that money just to hump that. A porn mag and and a hand shandy would be cheaper and just as satisfying I'd have thought, at least you could turn the pages and read the 'articles'. :blink:
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Re: "She doesn't cook and she doesn't clean . . . "
Originally Posted by moneypenny20
(Post 8237277)
It is. I was looking at her and just couldn't imagine how low you (general obviously) must have got in your life to be prepared to pay that money just to hump that. A porn mag and and a hand shandy would be cheaper and just as satisfying I'd have thought, at least you could turn the pages and read the 'articles'. :blink:
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