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moneypenny20 Jan 10th 2010 10:30 pm

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Originally Posted by Bambi in Sydney (Post 8237364)
I dunno... I must say I'm quite intrigued by the whole thing...

Apart from anything else, she's so unattractive :confused: Why would they make her like that?

LaLaLayla Jan 10th 2010 10:31 pm

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Originally Posted by moneypenny20 (Post 8237396)
Apart from anything else, she's so unattractive :confused: Why would they make her like that?

Yeah, I know, I thought that. But then I thought maybe men liked women that looked like that :confused:

newjersey Jan 10th 2010 10:45 pm

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I can't help but wonder, if "she" could, emmm, not let you have it? If you are like, honey, let's go - and she's like "nope". :rofl:

kporte Jan 10th 2010 10:55 pm

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Originally Posted by newjersey (Post 8237440)
I can't help but wonder, if "she" could, emmm, not let you have it? If you are like, honey, let's go - and she's like "nope". :rofl:

I think the idea is you don't have to ask......

LaLaLayla Jan 10th 2010 10:58 pm

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Originally Posted by newjersey (Post 8237440)
I can't help but wonder, if "she" could, emmm, not let you have it? If you are like, honey, let's go - and she's like "nope". :rofl:

That would be 'Frigid Farrah' mode :D

moneypenny20 Jan 10th 2010 11:31 pm

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Originally Posted by Bambi in Sydney (Post 8237468)
That would be 'Frigid Farrah' mode :D

They don't really give any info do they? I mean she's robotic so does she talk or just move? Do you have to have the remote in your hand and remember to work that whilst your mind is elsewhere? Could you be erm, nearing the end, and press the wrong button and suffer some painful consequence? Does she have a removable section for ease of cleaning? What happens if she develops a 'short'? Do you plug her in or is it batteries? How long are the batteries life?


So many questions and in all honesty I don't think I want the answers but then I think I do :unsure:

newjersey Jan 11th 2010 12:08 am

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Originally Posted by moneypenny20 (Post 8237535)
..........What happens if she develops a 'short'?..........


So many questions and in all honesty I don't think I want the answers but then I think I do :unsure:

No way to tell, really. Darwin awards nomination comes to mind. This would be the most painful experience ever me thinks, and a freaking circus waiting for you in the emergency room. Then an attribution in the Weird news section titled ZZZZZAAPPP!!!



Could you be erm, nearing the end, and press the wrong button and suffer some painful consequence?
In the context of being with an organic version of this thing and not taking the "button" in its literal sense - been there, done that, won't tell at risk of being banned. LOL

moneypenny20 Jan 11th 2010 12:26 am

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Originally Posted by newjersey (Post 8237618)
No way to tell, really. Darwin awards nomination comes to mind. This would be the most painful experience ever me thinks, and a freaking circus waiting for you in the emergency room. Then an attribution in the Weird news section titled ZZZZZAAPPP!!!




In the context of being with an organic version of this thing and not taking the "button" in its literal sense - been there, done that, won't tell at risk of being banned. LOL

:lol: The more I think about it (which is disturbing in itself) the more questions that come to mind. Does she have feelings, if the bloke doesn't perform to her programming needs does she make her dissatisfaction known? Oh I wish I'd not seen this thread :blink:

LaLaLayla Jan 11th 2010 2:12 am

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Originally Posted by moneypenny20 (Post 8237661)
:lol: The more I think about it (which is disturbing in itself) the more questions that come to mind. Does she have feelings, if the bloke doesn't perform to her programming needs does she make her dissatisfaction known? Oh I wish I'd not seen this thread :blink:

Hey Moneypenny, maybe they do a male version :D !

spartacus Jan 11th 2010 4:18 am

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Originally Posted by moneypenny20 (Post 8237661)
:lol: The more I think about it (which is disturbing in itself) the more questions that come to mind. Does she have feelings, if the bloke doesn't perform to her programming needs does she make her dissatisfaction known? Oh I wish I'd not seen this thread :blink:

If 'she' can talk, and possesses artificial intelligence, surely a time will come when she turns round and says . . .

"You only ever spend time with me when you want sex . . ." (in a Metal Mickey sort of voice)

newjersey Jan 11th 2010 6:01 am

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Originally Posted by Bambi in Sydney (Post 8237947)
Hey Moneypenny, maybe they do a male version :D !

in a meantime gals can use a short-cut (version) :p

livinginreality Jan 11th 2010 6:17 am

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Originally Posted by renth (Post 8236849)
Why would anyone pay for the "Frigid Farrah" model?

Unless the bloke enjoys forcing himself on someone who is saying "no".

Maybe its for the guy who likes playing hard to get?:rofl:

livinginreality Jan 11th 2010 6:19 am

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Yeah but what good is she to a guy if she does'nt cook and clean?:rofl:

Lyx Jan 11th 2010 6:28 am

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Originally Posted by Bambi in Sydney (Post 8237947)
Hey Moneypenny, maybe they do a male version :D !

It says on the last page that they are "currently working on the male version 'Rocky'".
I wonder what he'll do and look like. :ohmy:

newjersey Jan 11th 2010 7:13 am

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Originally Posted by Lyx (Post 8238853)
It says on the last page that they are "currently working on the male version 'Rocky'".
I wonder what he'll do and look like. :ohmy:

You;d have to pump it full of beer and charge it off of a sports channel for a few hours before he'd be able to function LOL.


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