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Jan 11th 2010 | 7:17 am

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Lyx

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Re: "She doesn't cook and she doesn't clean . . . "

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You;d have to pump it full of beer and charge it off of a sports channel for a few hours before he'd be able to function LOL.

They may even launch 'Rocky viagra'

Jan 11th 2010 | 7:24 am

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Re: "She doesn't cook and she doesn't clean . . . "

Robotic Sex ... I don't need to pay 10 grand for that, I'm married ...

Jan 11th 2010 | 7:40 am

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Re: "She doesn't cook and she doesn't clean . . . "

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Robotic Sex ... I don't need to pay 10 grand for that, I'm married ...

It'll have cost you way more than 10 grand then......

Jan 11th 2010 | 8:37 am

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Re: "She doesn't cook and she doesn't clean . . . "

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Robotic Sex ... I don't need to pay 10 grand for that, I'm married ...

Jan 11th 2010 | 9:50 am

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Re: "She doesn't cook and she doesn't clean . . . "

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It'll have cost you way more than 10 grand then......

Aye, we all pay for sex one way or the other ... the payment one way or the other that is.

Actually, it works however you interpret it.

Jan 11th 2010 | 10:30 am

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Re: "She doesn't cook and she doesn't clean . . . "

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Aye, we all pay for sex one way or the other ... the payment one way or the other that is.

Actually, it works however you interpret it.

One way or the other....... Sounds about right

Jan 11th 2010 | 1:23 pm

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Re: "She doesn't cook and she doesn't clean . . . "

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Robotic Sex ... I don't need to pay 10 grand for that, I'm married ...

I bet the robot doesn't complain about bum fun though.

Jan 11th 2010 | 1:57 pm

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Re: "She doesn't cook and she doesn't clean . . . "

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I bet the robot doesn't complain about bum fun though.

The K9 model would happily do it doggy style but I think you'd need the Arse2D2 for what you have in mind. And C3Pee0 needs refilling after use.

'Bender' is only available in specialist outlets.

Jan 11th 2010 | 1:59 pm

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Re: "She doesn't cook and she doesn't clean . . . "

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The K9 model would happily do it doggy style but I think you'd need the Arse2D2 for what you have in mind. And C3Pee0 needs refilling after use.

'Bender' is only available in specialist outlets.

Stilnox is cheaper.

Jan 11th 2010 | 2:03 pm

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Re: "She doesn't cook and she doesn't clean . . . "

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Stilnox is cheaper.

I had to Google that, I thought they were a Thrash Metal band.

Jan 11th 2010 | 4:18 pm

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Re: "She doesn't cook and she doesn't clean . . . "

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The K9 model would happily do it doggy style but I think you'd need the Arse2D2 for what you have in mind. And C3Pee0 needs refilling after use.

'Bender' is only available in specialist outlets.

Jan 11th 2010 | 4:21 pm

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Re: "She doesn't cook and she doesn't clean . . . "

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Stilnox is cheaper.

Jan 11th 2010 | 4:52 pm

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Re: "She doesn't cook and she doesn't clean . . . "

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I bet the robot doesn't complain about bum fun though.

The Mrs been going on.....?

Jan 11th 2010 | 4:54 pm

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Re: "She doesn't cook and she doesn't clean . . . "

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Both of mine are on Priority dispatch....

So, you're going for the spit-roast option and I'm guessing you're going to be on the spit (they might throw a strap-on in for free if you're buying two)?