Pet Hates
#91
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#92
A beggar woman outside carousel was doing this very thing last week. Begging for $5 whilst puffing on a tab. One bloke actually did turn round and say to her that if she didn't smoke, she would have a fiver.
(I doubt the accuracy of that in fact as I believe she would have spent the said $5 on Meths.)
(I doubt the accuracy of that in fact as I believe she would have spent the said $5 on Meths.)
#93
Another pet hate is when you show someone something on your laptop and they procede to poke / stab the screen with their pen
This effin thing cost me hard earned money - get your sodding pen off my screen:curse:

This effin thing cost me hard earned money - get your sodding pen off my screen:curse:
#94
Apparently it's not good for the screen, or so he tells me!
#95

It's not good for the screen or their health.
My face is normally a picture and it reads "you're gonna to get that pen shoved up your jacksie sideways - once I've poked your eyes out with it first"

I don't have to say anything, the face says it all
#96
Tell your OH he has my heartfelt sympathy
It's not good for the screen or their health.
My face is normally a picture and it reads "you're gonna to get that pen shoved up your jacksie sideways - once I've poked your eyes out with it first"
I don't have to say anything, the face says it all

It's not good for the screen or their health.
My face is normally a picture and it reads "you're gonna to get that pen shoved up your jacksie sideways - once I've poked your eyes out with it first"

I don't have to say anything, the face says it all

#99
parents who let their kid walkaround/stand there with a big lump of green snot halfway down to their mouth.
People who spit
People who insist on driving like a ****ing looney AND are proud of it
People who scream and swear in front of kids
People who think they are better than everyone else
People who brag about the latest gadget they've just maxed thier credit card for
People who think they know the answer to everything - but when you ask, just feed you a load of bull so you are more confused than you started with.
People who spit
People who insist on driving like a ****ing looney AND are proud of it
People who scream and swear in front of kids
People who think they are better than everyone else
People who brag about the latest gadget they've just maxed thier credit card for
People who think they know the answer to everything - but when you ask, just feed you a load of bull so you are more confused than you started with.

#101
How do you clean a laptop screen?
I've used those 'special' wipes but all they do is leave lines and dust sticks before it's dried and then you practically need to scrub the thing to get it clean )I don't do that before all you IT bods pass out in horror
)
I've used those 'special' wipes but all they do is leave lines and dust sticks before it's dried and then you practically need to scrub the thing to get it clean )I don't do that before all you IT bods pass out in horror
)
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Joined: May 2008
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Pain in the arse packaging, when even your sharpest circular saw can't even cut through the plastic and once you have twisted and pulled and sweared your way to opening the damn thing - there are..........
Millions of tiny bits of plastic ties and cotton and other crap holding your purchase in place.
Once you have wrestled your way past those the purchase is either a) broken due to your fustration and/or bad temper
or b) there's a teeny weeny bit missing that flew off sometime during the 3 hour fight you have just had with the now dangerously sharp plastic packaging.
Millions of tiny bits of plastic ties and cotton and other crap holding your purchase in place.
Once you have wrestled your way past those the purchase is either a) broken due to your fustration and/or bad temper
or b) there's a teeny weeny bit missing that flew off sometime during the 3 hour fight you have just had with the now dangerously sharp plastic packaging.





