Pet Hates
Jun 10th 2008 | 10:44 pm
#106
no stressin no fussin....
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 12,616
From: Fantasy Island....
Re: Pet Hates
Pain in the arse packaging, when even your sharpest circular saw can't even cut through the plastic and once you have twisted and pulled and sweared your way to opening the damn thing - there are..........
Millions of tiny bits of plastic ties and cotton and other crap holding your purchase in place.
Once you have wrestled your way past those the purchase is either a) broken due to your fustration and/or bad temper
or b) there's a teeny weeny bit missing that flew off sometime during the 3 hour fight you have just had with the now dangerously sharp plastic packaging.
Millions of tiny bits of plastic ties and cotton and other crap holding your purchase in place.
Once you have wrestled your way past those the purchase is either a) broken due to your fustration and/or bad temper
or b) there's a teeny weeny bit missing that flew off sometime during the 3 hour fight you have just had with the now dangerously sharp plastic packaging.
Hubby always knows its me too
Jun 10th 2008 | 10:45 pm
#108
Joined: May 2008
Posts: 3,667
Re: Pet Hates
I've thrown the whole thing away before because I just got so fed up with trying to get to it.Think it was a pair of sissors!
Jun 11th 2008 | 12:56 am
#109
Australia's Doorman
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 11,057
From: The Shoalhaven, New South Wales, Australia
Re: Pet Hates
Hmmm ... pet hates.
1) The way your bed is always the warmest and comfiest in the five seconds before you absolutely positively the-kids-uniforms-aren't-even-ready definitely have to get up.
2) Morning breath.
3) Sausage rolls. No wonder they sell 'em with a packet of 'sauce' - the only snack blander than a sausage roll is a chunk of plain tofu dipped in Yakult.
4) This country's state government system - its main purpose seems to be as a get rich quick scheme for failed real estate agents. It does little but obstruct the movement of people and resources around the country and stands steadfastedly in the way of meaningful national progress.
5) Pies.
6) The way babies smell - that strange combination of mucus, hot milk and puke.
7) Having to rush a shit.
8) Dave Hughes - less funny than Margaret Thatcher.
9) That ignorant slaphead on morning telly. Can't even bring myself to say his name.
10) The Heisenberg uncertainty principle.
1) The way your bed is always the warmest and comfiest in the five seconds before you absolutely positively the-kids-uniforms-aren't-even-ready definitely have to get up.
2) Morning breath.
3) Sausage rolls. No wonder they sell 'em with a packet of 'sauce' - the only snack blander than a sausage roll is a chunk of plain tofu dipped in Yakult.
4) This country's state government system - its main purpose seems to be as a get rich quick scheme for failed real estate agents. It does little but obstruct the movement of people and resources around the country and stands steadfastedly in the way of meaningful national progress.
5) Pies.
6) The way babies smell - that strange combination of mucus, hot milk and puke.
7) Having to rush a shit.
8) Dave Hughes - less funny than Margaret Thatcher.
9) That ignorant slaphead on morning telly. Can't even bring myself to say his name.
10) The Heisenberg uncertainty principle.
Jun 11th 2008 | 9:24 am
#110
Account Closed
Joined: May 2006
Posts: 2,195
Re: Pet Hates
Hmmm ... pet hates.
1) The way your bed is always the warmest and comfiest in the five seconds before you absolutely positively the-kids-uniforms-aren't-even-ready definitely have to get up.
2) Morning breath.
3) Sausage rolls. No wonder they sell 'em with a packet of 'sauce' - the only snack blander than a sausage roll is a chunk of plain tofu dipped in Yakult.
4) This country's state government system - its main purpose seems to be as a get rich quick scheme for failed real estate agents. It does little but obstruct the movement of people and resources around the country and stands steadfastedly in the way of meaningful national progress.
5) Pies.
6) The way babies smell - that strange combination of mucus, hot milk and puke.
7) Having to rush a shit.
8) Dave Hughes - less funny than Margaret Thatcher.
9) That ignorant slaphead on morning telly. Can't even bring myself to say his name.
10) The Heisenberg uncertainty principle.
1) The way your bed is always the warmest and comfiest in the five seconds before you absolutely positively the-kids-uniforms-aren't-even-ready definitely have to get up.
2) Morning breath.
3) Sausage rolls. No wonder they sell 'em with a packet of 'sauce' - the only snack blander than a sausage roll is a chunk of plain tofu dipped in Yakult.
4) This country's state government system - its main purpose seems to be as a get rich quick scheme for failed real estate agents. It does little but obstruct the movement of people and resources around the country and stands steadfastedly in the way of meaningful national progress.
5) Pies.
6) The way babies smell - that strange combination of mucus, hot milk and puke.
7) Having to rush a shit.
8) Dave Hughes - less funny than Margaret Thatcher.
9) That ignorant slaphead on morning telly. Can't even bring myself to say his name.
10) The Heisenberg uncertainty principle.
Jun 11th 2008 | 11:29 am
#111
Thread Starter
Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 9,668
Re: Pet Hates
I use a microfibre cloth and a little water. Nowt else. Works for mine.
I've used those 'special' wipes but all they do is leave lines and dust sticks before it's dried and then you practically need to scrub the thing to get it clean )I don't do that before all you IT bods pass out in horror
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Jun 11th 2008 | 11:30 am
#112
Thread Starter
Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 9,668
Re: Pet Hates
Hmmm ... pet hates.
1) The way your bed is always the warmest and comfiest in the five seconds before you absolutely positively the-kids-uniforms-aren't-even-ready definitely have to get up.
2) Morning breath.
3) Sausage rolls. No wonder they sell 'em with a packet of 'sauce' - the only snack blander than a sausage roll is a chunk of plain tofu dipped in Yakult.
4) This country's state government system - its main purpose seems to be as a get rich quick scheme for failed real estate agents. It does little but obstruct the movement of people and resources around the country and stands steadfastedly in the way of meaningful national progress.
5) Pies.
6) The way babies smell - that strange combination of mucus, hot milk and puke.
7) Having to rush a shit.
8) Dave Hughes - less funny than Margaret Thatcher.
9) That ignorant slaphead on morning telly. Can't even bring myself to say his name.
10) The Heisenberg uncertainty principle.
1) The way your bed is always the warmest and comfiest in the five seconds before you absolutely positively the-kids-uniforms-aren't-even-ready definitely have to get up.
2) Morning breath.
3) Sausage rolls. No wonder they sell 'em with a packet of 'sauce' - the only snack blander than a sausage roll is a chunk of plain tofu dipped in Yakult.
4) This country's state government system - its main purpose seems to be as a get rich quick scheme for failed real estate agents. It does little but obstruct the movement of people and resources around the country and stands steadfastedly in the way of meaningful national progress.
5) Pies.
6) The way babies smell - that strange combination of mucus, hot milk and puke.
7) Having to rush a shit.
8) Dave Hughes - less funny than Margaret Thatcher.
9) That ignorant slaphead on morning telly. Can't even bring myself to say his name.
10) The Heisenberg uncertainty principle.
Jun 11th 2008 | 12:41 pm
#113
Australia's Doorman
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 11,057
From: The Shoalhaven, New South Wales, Australia
