nah, some people have bums down to their knees

I have to change it no matter where I am, if I use a loo and the roll is on the wrong way round, it gets changed.

I cannot abide Captain Beaky, or Captain Sensible for that matter!
Laura Ashley flowery style prints, on sofas, or dresses, or anything really - no idea why cos flowers arent very offensive are they

Anyway, off to my weekly counselling session now

Katy Perry is on the radio doing that high pitched thing with her voice - I am going to vomit right now!

pubic hair left on toilet seats actually makes me feel physically sick. That and
sanitary bins, I dont know why but they do. We have one that you wave your hand over and it opens the lid automatically, its like bloody Jaws as you try and negotiate throwing 'feminine waste' inside the bin and the lid snaps down on you nearly touching your fingers as you attempt to swing it in like tarzan on a green rope.

I am going to vomit just thinking about Jaws the sanitary bin.

Now I see...

I have an absolutely insane hatred of the first post in a thread ending in


discuss ..........

Makes me feel like a bloody schoolboy again....


That and CJ from Eggheads, what a cock!!!

Oooh and mashed potatoes

I think that's it

I agree with you on discuss and just to be awkward I will not post on a thread like that.Sue.

totally

I hate those too! Makes me want to rebel and not "discuss" .

I hate it when people dont take the stitch out of the pleats in the back of there jackets or skirts. It bugs me, its only one stitch, take it out, it makes your clothes look weird

People who dump shopping trolleys

People who push their shopping trolleys off,in whichever direction takes their fancy. Never mind if it goes rolling into the side of some poor sods car.

Waiting patiently for someone to leave their parking space,then before I can get in some prat pulling up so that I cant get in, waiting for me to drive off, then nicking it themselves.

The foxtel box turning itself off in the middle of something good, (usually at prime time ) then telling me its updating,and making me wait another 5 minutes while it tells me its searching for listings.Im so sure someone is just doing it for a laugh,

Lastly, and I know I am one of a very few,but Jeremy Clarkson. Cant stand him, hes so smug,like he needs to keep telling everyone how cool his job is... I like the other two,just not him....

I HATE shopping trolleys, I was forced to shop in Netto where I used to live as there was some brand of cat litter I could get there.

I hated it when the non English speaking customers would reserve their place in the line with their trolley while they buggered off to get Omo shitting washing powder, it was always them and when you asked them to move their trolleys, you were greeted with the raised hands and gestures that said 'I dont speak English'.

Except they were lying and I know this when there was a bitch fight and tugging of hair between a Somalian woman and an Irish woman - all because a trolley was parked in the waiting line and when this Irish lady moved the trolley, several minutes later she was met with the angry Somalian lady who suddenly opened her mouth and her command of swearing was actually excellent.

In a hissy fit one day when a woman - again 'me no speak English' left her basket to reserve her place, I asked her not to do it and she said in broken English, 'I dont understand' and then left it.

I was furious so I am ashamed to admit and yes I am ashamed, I ripped her bread and smashed her eggs in the basket - I was demented, I had been working all day and I was exhausted but it was no excuse, the cashier watched in amazement/horror as I ruined her basket of goods.

I was quite into it as well and I looked up to see several people watching. The woman in front of the basket that was in front of me laughed and said 'I think you had better go next'

So I went next to pay and then this woman came back and made some tooth sucking noises and looked accusingly at all of us at the sight of her damp egg box and assaulted bread.

Thank god noone said anything, but what annoyed me further was the broken English managed to say in a strong accent 'Who the hell did that to my basket?'

I didnt go back for some time and Mr PP is still embarrassed when I mention it.

I hate Netto, fricking hate it and like Liptons Tea it ought to be illegal.

(I will add this is not the only time I have broken someones eggs either - Mr PP does the shopping now)

I was furious so I am ashamed to admit and yes I am ashamed, I ripped her bread and smashed her eggs in the basket - I was demented, I had been working all day and I was exhausted but it was no excuse, the cashier watched in amazement/horror as I ruined her basket of goods.

. that is SO funny. I have wanted to do stuff like that before,Aldi sometimes brings me to the brink, when youve been waiting in a line for ages, then they open the next lane up, and everyone swarms forward even if they havent been in the sodding queue in the first place. I have never had the guts tho,so good for you!!

You fruit loop . ready made eggy bread